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~JEREMY~

I'M NOT BLACK---I'M JUST BIG BONED ;-)

About Me


First Impression Hey,what`s up everybody? My name is Jeremy. I am from Kansas City, MO. Welcome to MY Space!"




Ways To Reach Me:
You can e-mail me at: [email protected] [email protected] Right here on MySpace
My IM addresses are:
kufan1997 on Yahoo Messenger Bgddyj97 on AOL Messenger
DON`T BE SCURRED TO WRITE JUST BECAUSE I HAVE KIDS---I`M STILL YOUNG, STILL LIKE TO KICK IT WHEN I GET A CHANCE, AND STILL LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE. DON`T BE SHY...HOOOOWEVER---I AM IN A WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE I AM HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH...SO DON'T BE WRITING ME TALKING CRAZY. :-)



This is Ashleigh---she can be a nut sometimes...
This is Taralynn---she looks so sweet and innocent here. Haha, wish that were true...
To start off, here`s the stats:


    I'm 27 years old. My birthday is in August (which makes me a Virgo for those of you that care about that type of thing). Even though my birthday is at the end of summer I do accept gifts anytime. I stand 5`10"(ish). ;-) I usually weigh in around 165lbs. I have bright blue eyes---and the ladies usually like my long eyelashes. ;-) Apparently they like my dimples too. Somebody told me she wanted to put her finger in them. Hahaha (I'm taking that as a compliment, I think). ;-) I am very happily divorced and have finally started the next chapter of my life. In fact, I'm probably past the first couple chapters already. The book's taken quite a few interesting turns already...You should read it sometime. When you get some free time. Hahaha I`m a daddy to two beautiful, loving, and extremely intelligent little girls. They are constantly molding me into the man I am becoming. They are my true inspirations and have without a doubt changed my life for the better. I appreciate and love them more than anything in this world. Sometimes they are as well-behaved as I could possibly hope for and sometimes they are bad as HELL!!! hahaha For real---they can be. Then again, they take after their daddy a lil' bit...so I try my best to instill a few good qualities that will make them better individuals in the long run...but they still get to have fun, too. I let them enjoy the little things I used to want to do as a child. Usually I look back and think about how my parents raised me in certain situations and whether or not I agree with that stance now that I'm older; and I try to raise my kids accordingly. For the most part, I am extremely happy with the ways my kids have made me want to change certain aspects of my life to become a better daddy and a better man. I love being their dad! True story. :-)

    "In raising my children, I have lost my mind but found my soul." --Lisa T. Shepherd (Now ain't THAT the truth!!! lol)

    And will someone PLEASE invite me to a party one of these days---I haven`t been to one in like 5 years!! OK, Scratch that last statement. Honestly, I could care less about a party nowadays...this has been on here for a while now, and I just seem to have better things to do now... NOTE: Don`t let the complexion fool ya---I`ve been told so many times I`m mixed, that even I`M starting to believe it. Feel free to hit me up sometime--you can judge for yourself.:-) OK, I'm trying to be honest with myself here...Jeremy = you are a white man. But... Red and Yellow , Black , and White ...Yepperzzz----they are ALL precious in MY sight, too. ;-)
    GOOD TIMES:
    Bowling (slim to none chance you`ll beat me---but I`ll welcome all challengers). It's been a minute since I've been...so if you're challenging someone, kick me while I'm down... Dancing (you should see me spell my name with my butt *wink, wink*)----no, really...it works, I swear (you`ve gotta do it in cursive though, so it`ll FLOOOOW with the music---if you try to print it, it`s going to look waaaay too choppy). Shooting pool (I officially suck at this, but good times anyway, right?). Besides... "I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." ~~Pablo Picasso~~
    Eating. Sleeping. Breathing. People-watching. Staying up late. Doin` it...then uhhhhh---doin' it again...n stuff. ;-) Eating chocolate cookies, vanilla cookies, fortune cookies...what do they call those hispanic cookies?? Churros??! lol yeah---like them, too ;-)~~
    NOT SO GOOD TIMES:
    Getting up early. Traffic. Working---it is so time-consuming, huh? lol I'd rather be uhhh...fighting the man!! Or something. That`s about it----I`m actually a very easy person to be around---I am very laid back. And a liiiil' bit shy at first. But I usually get over that.
    MY FAVORITE COLOR: Purple MY FAVORITE FOOD: Beenie-Weenies---and Animal Crackers (not together, though). :-) MY FAVORITE DESSERT: Pay attention ladies---- chocolate cookies *wink, wink...Well, actually I like to consider myself an equal opportunist, so let`s just say i like cookies ;-) MY CAR COLLECTION INCLUDES: A blue 2002 Sebring and uhhhhhh...that's it. :-)
    WHAT I LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN:
    Intelligence. Sense of humor. She must be a POSITIVE person---I understand bad things happen to good people occasionally, but sometimes things happen for a reason (Well,I like to think so, anyway). As far as looks go: I like fit women, women that care about their appearance, NOT conceited---just confident, ya know? Umm, I like big booty---and I like little booty, and sometimes I even like extra-big booty;-). I am really attracted to a woman`s smile, so a full grill would be nice (gotta have teeth, baby)!!! I am a sucker for big eyes...and I love juicy, glossy lips. Skin color obviously does not matter that much to me, but she must smell good and BE CLEAN!! Oh---and shave your pits ladies!! What`s up with that??!! I swear---this lady wore a tank-top to work---and her pits were hairier than mine! lol We should probably have a few things in common. I guess it all depends on the connection we have. But if you don`t like doing anything that I like doing, and vice-versa, we are probably going to be pretty bored. I like creative women, women who can sing, and women who can do that right thurr!! ;-)
    WORDS OF WISDOM:
    Don`t take life too seriously, or you won`t ever get out of it alive. Worrying about stuff is kinda like a rocking chair---it`ll give you something to do for a while, but it`s not going to get you anywhere. Remember---a smile is a curve that can usually set a lot of things straight. :-)
    A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
    Forgiveness cannot change the past, but it can most definitely change the future. Just sayin'...
    Anything else you`d like to know----feel free to ask.
    ..
    I've got my whole world in my hands...

    IF YOU ARE A FATHER---ALWAYS STRIVE TO BE THE KIND OF MAN YOU WOULD WANT YOUR DAUGHTER(S) TO MARRY. NOW THAT`S REAL!!!
    Copyright 2007 Jeremy Bailey. All Rights Reserved. N stuff. hehehe

My Interests

CLICK RIGHT HERE TO SEE SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL...(True Story).

First and foremost---I am a fairly normal guy. However, we are all unique individuals. I hope as you read through my page you start to understand what makes me so gosh-darned unique.
I like to people-watch. I like to play with my kids. I like to cook (I really don't do it that often---but I do enjoy it). I like to know what's going on in this crazy world we live in. I read the newspaper almost every day. I like to dance. :-) Naw, fa real...i can dance...a lil' bit. Yeaaaaah....Anyways, i love bowling! I haven't been for a few months now...hmmmm---anybody wanna go with me? Basically, just your average joe (i just answer to Jeremy hehe). I like to do what pretty much everyone else likes to do. I tend to speak my mind way more than I should. However, I also hold my tongue way more than I should. I definitely hold back my feelings a lil' too much. A lot of times I probably show them too much. But hey---I'm still learning how to play this crazy game we call life.
I'm always up for meeting new friends---so if you're actually interested in knowing more---hit me up.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy...but some call me J
Birthday: August 27th, 1979
Birthplace: Warrensburg, MO
Current Location: Grandview, MO
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown...well, actually it's kinda graying a lil'
Height: 5'10" (ish)
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm ambidextrious...I slap ass w/BOTH hands!! Haha...thanks Ludacris!!
Your Heritage: Genuine White Boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm boycotting this answer on account of a stupid question---unless you wanna fill this out every single day---which i don't. I don't think anyone wears the same shoes every day.
Your Weakness: J loves da kids...
Your Fears: Not living up to my potential (I hear I have tons of it somewhere)...
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, and Black Olive (hand-tossed or thin crust from Pizza Hut...mmmmmmmmm)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Forget the U.S. Deficit...I wanna get rid of MY damn deficit!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Never use it anymore...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Must. Go. Pee. Now.
Your Best Physical Feature: ummmm....dimples? i dunno
Your Bedtime: I never sleep...I do take a nap every now and again though..
Your Most Missed Memory: Trips to Branson with my Grandparents... :-(
Pepsi or Coke: Neither...I'm a Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac to da D
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Cold Brew---lotsa sugar
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on what they workin' with ;-)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Don't do coffee...but if i did it would have to be loaded w/cream and sugar
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yepperzzzz
Do you Sing: Usually just to myself...Every once in a while i will in the car---but my kids usually ask me to stop
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes even twice...
Have you Been in Love: Yepperz
Do you want to go to College: Your MOM goes to college...
Do you want to get Married: Sigh...
Do you belive in yourself: Half the time my cup is half-empty...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on what she looks like...
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm aiight. I clean up nice. ;-)
Are you a Health Freak: Not unless you call a daily diet of taco bell or macdonalds healthy...
Do you get along with your Parents: not as well as i'd like to...
Do you like Thunderstorms: I hate any kind of deviance from a nice mild day...
Do you play an Instrument: used to play the saxaphone...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yepperz
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't do that...i "hang out"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yepperz
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope...i HATE seafood!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope...but i saw some nice young ladies on one...
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't do all that "dating" stuff anymore...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ummmm....no---I hate swimming
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope...they can keep their virginity for now...
Ever been Drunk: yepperz
Ever been called a Tease: yepperz
Ever been Beaten up: nope...i really don't "throw down" that often believe it or not hahaha
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a wee lad...a cadbury egg...my mom made me return it. damnit.
How do you want to Die: In bed with about 4 women. good times...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy, Rich, Fulfilled, Proud of Myself and my Children
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil...they women's have got some noooiiiiice bootay!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: don't matter
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl
Height: don't matter
Weight: proportionate to the height and i'm good---usually.
Best Clothing Style: depends on the girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: ummmm...
Number of CDs I own: loads n loads
Number of Piercings: used to have my tongue pierced (when i was a wee lad)
Number of Tattoos: *sexy white boy* tattooed across my butt...j/k, j/k
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Way too many to count

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Some new friends. That's it. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Leave me some love...

Music:

This is so easy....everything but country. Cliche' i know...but that's me. My stations in my car are set to this (for the kc area people---93.3, 95.7, 96.5, 98.1, 98.9, 103.3). My cd player right now is usually bangin' Young Jeezy, Luda, MIKE JONES!!!!, Ying Yang Twins, Lil' Jon...my cd collection is mostly rap. That's cuz i'm gangsta!!! Shhhh....Don't tell anybody! haha

Movies:

Drop Dead Fred used to be my fave. I think it's time to pick a new one...I love comedies---All the American Pie movies...Jackass the Movie (just saw Jackass 2---I highly recommend it if you like laughing for an hour and a half at a time)...stupid, but made me laugh so hard it almost made me throw up a little. By the way, have you ever seen that little bunny rabbit design that has the bunny's hands over it's mouth, and it says "I think you made me throw up a little." Haha---that shit's funny to me. :-) Anyways, I really don't like scary movies that much (they aiight, i guess---if i got someone to watch 'em with). I like action films, and i like that romantic stuff too. And I loooove Tyler Perry's plays---if you haven't seen one---you're missing out. For real.

Television:

Sportscenter---my fave. I watch a lot of HGTV and TLC. I like to watch the Iron Chef, and of course Emeril on the Food Network. I watch waaaay too much Noggin, PBS, Nickelodeon, and Disney! Oooh---and Cops! My oldest daughter looooves Cops! haha I love David Letterman. Jon Stewart and the Daily Show, of course. Family Guy. King of the Hill is soooo funny! Basically anything on Comedy Central. MTV Cribs, Pimp my Ride---I wish somebody would do that to mine already!!! C'mon Xzibit--pimp MY ride!!!

Books:

I really haven't read that many books recently. However, I have read the first few Harry Potter books...still a couple behind I think. Oh, and I also just read The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom---I give that 2 BIG thumbs up. Easy to read, and definitely will make you think about what happens after you die a little differently. Uh-oh---new addition to this part: I just started reading A Million Little Pieces by James Frey...the one that had Oprah all upset n stuff...I'll let you know what I think about it when I'm done. I'm only reading it on the toilet though, so I won't be done anytime soon probably. :-) *UPDATE* I soooo didn't get a chance to finish A Million Little Pieces----the ex-wife stole it back right outta my bathroom---i was only like a third of the way through it too! :-( NEW UPDATE: I just read "Genevieve" by Eric Jerome Dickey last week---it was soooooo good. Just in case you all cared. :-)

Heroes:

I definitely admire my dad. He's not a "superhero"...but he is super. :-) Oh---and anybody and everybody out there that has achieved "good" credit---I definitely admire you too. Hopefully I'll be right along there with you one day.

My Blog

So I made something...

Hey errybody--- I made a lil' sumptin' sumptin'.... Click right HERE to see it. Enjoy your day!!! ~Jeremy~...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

Why is it...?

Why is it that sometimes people say one thing, but in reality---they mean the total opposite?  I've been going through some rough times friends...Way more than i'll ever let on to most of you.&n...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:15:00 PST

My trip to the zoo...

Ya know, it's starting to become someone of a ritual that I take the kids to the zoo at least a couple times a year... Arrival Time:  Around 11:45 am.  On a Saturday.  And it was busy.&...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST

Clouds...

So the other day while I was driving down I-35 I kept looking out the window at the clouds.  And you know what?  They kinda fascinated me there for a minute.  lol  Really.  W...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST

I need some advice

I need some advice. I need some advice from somebody(s) who's there or who has been there. I need some advice on teaching my kids to obey rules.  I need some advice on teaching my kid's better m...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:04:00 PST

This makes me sick...

Soooo, today i read an article in The Kansas City Star that absolutely disgusted me.  And here it is...   Couple charged in abuse of girl, 5 The child allegedly was forced to sleep and eat ...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:23:00 PST

This one is a lil' different...

Why in the hell do we have so many ups and downs in our lives?! Maybe it's just me, but sometimes I feel like my whole existence is placed onto a monstrous roller coaster---spinning wildly out of cont...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Just some words...

Tears.  Lots and lots of tears came this past week.  Sometimes you feel soooo close---then somebody comes by and yanks whatever it was that you were reaching for even further away from ...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

You should read this...

What's up everyone?  How's business?  And your mom?  Good, good. Now, listen up!  I got a lot of different subjects on this blog, so if one paragraph starts to bore you...skip...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

CHAOS!!!

Man!  My life is full of it.  Chaos, that is.  It's everywhere i turn.  "Dad!!!"  "Taralynn just tried to bite me!!"  This is where I sigh heavily, start to get up from ...
Posted by ~JEREMY~ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST