Eating contests, boobies, 3-card monte, deep fried anything, elminating sharks from the face of the planet, Hot Can, disrupting movie theaters, moving my bowels, rockin' out with my cawk out, the Pledge of Allegiance, biathalon, yuppie curbstomping, explosions, a fantasy involving Yma Sumac and Betty Page
Hookers that can take a punch. Those with a pulse above "office drone" or "barista". Someone to punch in the balls.
The Misfats, The Misfits, Jan-Herners, 800 Octane, Jackmove, Side of Bacon, The Courtesy Clerks, The Odditors, The Nomads, The Lazy Cowgirls, The Dirtbombs, The Gories, King Sound Quartet, Flat Duo Jets, Mose Allison, Now Time Delegation, Sugarshack, The Devil Dogs, The Screws, Andre Williams, Balzac, Agnostic Front, Dag Nasty, The Descendents, Motorhead, Antonio Vivaldi, Jewdriver, Killdozer, Antonin Dvorak, In Flames, Joe Strummer, The Clash, The Who, CCR, The Dickies, The Pogues, Aqua, Billy Bragg, The Belrays, The Cynics, The Sonics, The Monks, The Lyres, The Real Kids, Bruce Springsteen, Stompin' Tom, The Gruesomes, Radio Birdman, The Saints, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, The Damned, The Business, The 4 Skins, Blitz, The Hives, Woody Guthrie, Leadbelly, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Frank Black, Naked Raygun, The Minutemen, The Pixies, The Jam, White Stripes, The Refused, Rocket From the Tombs, Rocket From the Crypt, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, The Skatalites, Derrick Morgan, Joy Division, Hank III, The Fleshtones, Rancid, Teengenerate, The Dictators, The Mummies, The Dwarves, Bad Religion, The International Noise Conspiracy, The Bobs, Tatu, Oingo Boingo, Screeching Weasel, Dead Moon, Half Japanese, Darkbuster, Hot Snakes, Otis Redding, old Metallica, No Means No, The Hanson Brothers, Martin Denny, Yma Sumac, Mohammed Rafi, The Blasters, Thee Mighty Caesars, Kylie Minogue, Girl Trouble, The Lillingtons, The Huntingtons, Johnny Cash, Ennio Morricone, Gluck, Ralph Vaughn-Williams, Black Flag, Slayer, The Cure, Operation Ivy, Gasoline, Guitar Wolf, Curtis Mayfield, early Toots and the Maytals, Untamed Youth, Deke Dickerson, Wayne Hancock, Saxon, Venom, Crystal Method, Throwrag, Balzac, Common Rider, Devo, Shakira, SOD, Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan, Biz Markie
Battle Royale, A Better Tomorrow II, Penitentary II, The Searchers, Touch of Evil, Cool Hand Luke, The Shooting, Monster Squad, The Temptation of a Monk, Don't Look Now, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Zentropa, Seven Samurai, Le Samourai, Bob Le Flambeur, Archangel, The Long Voyage Home, The Conversation, Blow-up, A Fistful of Dollars, American Movie, The Thin Blue Line, Shoah, Near Death, Near Dark, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, The Howling, American Werewolf in London, Evil Dead, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather (I and II), THX-1138, Rock 'n Roll High School, Spinal Tap, Tremors, High and Low, Hour of the Wolf, pretty much any Zatoichi except Kitano's awful version, any Kubrick, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, In a Lonely Place, Key Largo, Night of the Iguana, Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte, Heaven's Prisoners, The Pope of Greenwich Village, Rumblefish, King Kong (original), anything with Douglas Fairbanks Sr. in it especially The Man Who Wore the Iron Mask and Thief of Baghdad, Korczak, The Boxer and Death, Europa Europa, Dragons Forever, Project A part II, Armor of God I and II, My Father Is a Hero, Swordsman II, Once Upon a Time in China I and II, The Legend of Fong Sai Yuk, Shaolin Master Killer, Master of Flying Guillotine, City on Fire, Reservoir Dogs, Straw Dogs, Stray Dog, Black Dog, Dog Soldiers, Father Goose, any Hitchcock especially The 39 Steps and Psycho, Miller's Crossing, Raising Arizona, Blood Simple, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Barton Fink, Cabin Fever, Ride the High Country, The Wild Bunch, Stalag 17, Sunset Boulevard, Some Like It Hot, The Apartment, The Tin Drum, The Serpent's Egg, Hotel Terminus, Snatch, M.A.S.H., Nashville, Brewster McCloud, the Right Stuff, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (not Kaufman), The Blob (both versions), Ginger Snaps, May, Boondock Saints, The Bride of Frankenstein, A Simple Plan, No Way Out, After Dark My Sweet, The Grifters, The Commitments, The Hit, Extreme Prejudice, Southern Comfort, Excalibur, Hell In the Pacific, Point Blank, The Dirty Dozen, Death Hunt, Emperor of the North, any of the Where the Boys Aren't series, Peeping Tom, The Scarlet Pimpernel (Trevor Howard), Metropolis, Greed, Fantomas, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Vampyr, The Andalusion Dog, They Live By Night, Freaks, Browning's Dracula, Nosferatu, Cat People (original), Johnny Guitar, Steel Helmet, Run of the Arrow, The Great Escape, Junior Bonner, The Getaway, The Sand Pebbles, Night of the Hunter, anything with Lon Chaney Sr. especially Laugh Clown Laugh, Tell It to the Marines, and Phantom of the Opera
Food Network, Glutton Fest (any year), Takeshi's Castle
Food of the Gods, the heretical Fast Food Nation, Fight Club, Answer Me, Psychoville, The Thin Red Line
That fat guy that dropped Danzig recently. He was a big fan of ours and danzig couldn't take the fact that we rawk so amazingly. That's the real story.