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Michael

About Me

well i'm an athletic, good looking man having fun. To my workers i'm a comedian, jokester and i'm always joking around. Everybody who works with me thinks of me as their friend, but lately more like a best friend.i'm currently dating Jan Levinson-Gould. Wait, no Gould. She is the love of my life, but if something else was to come along I'd jump on that bandwagon.Anyway I have to get back to work, Ryan (my protege) is calling me. I think Toby (convicted rapist and skeevy little perv) has tapped my phones and my computer.

My Interests

  • Magic
  • Dane Cook
  • Dane Cook
  • Pittsburgh Pirates
  • I'd like to meet:

  • Mr T
  • Dane Cook
  • Ed Truck (just once more)
  • Those pyramid scheme guys so I can punch them in the eye
  • Music:

  • William Joel (just that song called "The Longest Time"?
  • Movies:

  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • Million Dollar Baby
  • Varsity Blues
  • Television:

  • Entourage
  • Books:

  • Don't really read... I do play video games and I love forwarding funny e-mails
  • Ryan is making me read these business books and all. But I know more business than Donald Trump. I drive a PT Cruiser for god's sakes. You don't see Trump driving those. Do you?
  • Heroes:

  • Myself