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About Me

Raised by hydra-wolves, mired by the king of thieves, knighted by the rulers of awesome, hunted by space pirates, harbinger of the awesome. Mankind's true defender of sonic justice and musical prosperity; THE LORD OF THE BLAST. I ride the cosmos on a viking star-ship. My trusty companion Linus, the four-headed dog/demon/monster hybrid, along with the rad dudes of planet awesome, we form DOCILE BODIES. A band of super bad awesome retarded metal heads, the scourge of the seven galaxies. We march through the universe to seek out Lord Galrath and the eight moons of Kagaar. Mystical landscapes that harvest abhorrent amounts of power and knowledge. Our arduous journey is eternal yet our will is undying. Armed only with the guitars of gods and the drums of the horde, we traverse these great solar systems as one of the most feared and revered tribes. We melt the ears of all who cross our path with the fury that is the METAL STORM.

My Interests

Drumming, practicing and preparing for a lifetime and beyond. Going on walks. Fine Arts. Art History. Photography. Cinematography. Nature. The Universe. Solar Minimum. Solar Maximum. Gamma Rays. Double Bass drumming. Hand and Foot coordination. Rudiments with hands and feet. Linear beats. Polyrythms. Einsteinium. Californium. Graffiti. Reading. Traveling. Potatoes. Discovering the mythical sword.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny 5

Music:

Arsis. Necrophagist. Fuck I'm Dead. Psycroptic. Destruction. Between The Buried And Me. Burzum. Gorerotted. Beheaded. Deeds Of Flesh. Cannabis Corpse. Today Is The Day. Burnt By The Sun. Marduk. Dark Funeral. Dimmu Borgir. Borknagar. Impeity. Impending Doom. Ion Dissonance. Necrophagist. Children Of Bodom. Extol. Beneath The Massacre. Dinosaur Jr. Sect Of Execration. Amon Amarth. 3 Inches Of Blood. Kamelot. Bolt Thrower. GRAVE. Neuraxis. Psyopus. The End. Cave-In. Aphex Twin. Blood Red Throne. Mutilated. Gutrot. Putrid Pile. Anal Blast. Sleep Terror. Grim Reaper. Death Angel. J.S. Bach. Joseph Haydn. Richard Wagner. Decrepit Birth. Marco Minnemann. Planet X. Grant Collins. Vince Gueraldi. Thelonius Monk. Municipal Waste. KING CRIMSON. Stryper!!! Living Colour. From The Shallows. The Black Dahlia Murder. Skeletonwitch. Catharsis. Cynic. Death. Fates Warning. Battlemaster. Casket Blaster. Human Remains. Bird Of Ill Omen. Dawn Of Orion. Strung Out. Iron Maiden. Loudness. 1349. Bulb. Beyond The Sixth Seal. Veil Of Maya.

Movies:

PI. The 13th Warrior. Condor Man. Grandma's Boy. Blade Runner. The Fifth Element. This Is Spinal Tap. The complete Star Wars saga. Buckaroo Bonzai. Robo Cop. Time Bandits. Ong Bak The Thai Warrior. Jet Li's FEARLESS. The One. Jackie Chan's Drunken Master. The Indiana Jones trilogy. Crossroads (NOT with Britney Spears, with Ralph Macchio and Steve Vai). Platoon. Felix The Cat The Movie. Little Nemo The Dream Master. The Magnificent Seven. Bridge On The River Kwai. Clash Of The Titans. Last Man Standing. Heavyweights. The CONAN movies. Spacecamp.

Television:

PISTONS Basketball. The Boondocks. Metalocalypse. Animal Planet.

Books:

STAR WARS books. Douglas Adams. Russell Banks. Orson Scott Card. Issac Azimov. J.D. Salinger. Kurt Vonnegut. Stephen Chobskys. The Detroit Free Press. The New York Times. Modern Drummer magazine.

Heroes:

My family. Friends, past and present. Buddy Rich. Keith Olbermann. Theo Ratliff.

My Blog

Axehunters

So I decided to pass up sleeping. I have too much on my mind to be able to close my eyes and slip off into the bowls of my subconscious. There are so many things happening around the world that just c...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:32:00 PST

Through the river of Naybeck

Bleh I've been under the weather lately. Nothing too terrible, just a bug of some kind. My practicing has been cut back a lot lately. Just had a lot of things outside of music that I have had to take ...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:46:00 PST

Never Forget

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the War in Iraq. About all of the men and women who voluntarily put their lives on the line so you and I could drive to the gas station or wherever it is ...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:48:00 PST

Despair in the Garden of Teusynoia

R.I.P Dylan. I'm sorry you had to suffer for as long as you did, you fought the good fight boss and we salute you!! In the words of Glass Casket, [We] will let the world know what a wonderful perso...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:49:00 PST

betrayal at the frontlines

I've been doing a lot of reading and practicing, Extending my knowledge of WWI & WWII. I registered for two classes this semester, Contemporary World and Michigan History. History is definitely my str...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:10:00 PST

an eternal battle...

If I could do anything, anything at all. I'd want to be a wandering Viking that hitchhikes through the universe.My only possessions other than the clothes on my back would be an axe and long sword tha...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:48:00 PST

The coldest of winters will not confine me

So my sister gave birth to a girl, Estella Lynn Bonnani, on my birthday oddly enough. I feel blessed that my niece was brought into this world the same day that I was, only 25 years later. The third a...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST

Tiger uppercut

So in twenty-two minutes I will officially be 25. A quarter of a century.......and the realization that I have come to is.........I don't know shit. I'll probably never fully grasp this reality like I...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:49:00 PST

Vector Prime

I have two papers dude in the next two weeks. I haven't totally procrastinated, I have all of my research that I need, and have written a rough draft for my paper about a concert I attended on October...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:52:00 PST

Departure

I'm confident that my family and I are going to put Lefty down tonight. His health has decreased immensely over the past month. I'm sad but he shouldn't have to suffer anymore. Back when Indiana Jones...
Posted by Chondrodysplasia Punctata on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:22:00 PST