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whiplash

Congratulations Mr. Simms

About Me

hating clowns since 1983.

My Interests

travel, lacrosse, soccer, any and everything in the snow, water sports, rollerblading, lawn concerts, and staying out late

I'd like to meet:

Mel Brooks, Ed Burns, Johnny Depp, Edward Norton, Dan Brown, Nick Hexum, Flea and Whitey Ford. I wish I could have met Chris Farley... On another note, I would not like to meet anyone trying to expand their friend list to make people think they're cool. I'm on here to keep in touch with people I know. If you dont know me, dont request me.

Envy is one of the seven deadly sins...
I have 182 friends.

Loo

Atch

Level M

Wabo

Old Man Clemens

Dubey Dubey Doo

Moon Man

Mullet Punch

Pooch

More Like Blunt Point

Mick Bastard

My Massa

Hooks McDoodle

My Life Long

Paco

Do It Yourself P.C.

Let Me Talk To Oven Mit

Fort Buddy

My Best Friend, That's DOCTOR Ryan To You

R.I.P. Jaime

check 'em out

Music:

i love reggae, rock, alternative...anything but country. my favorites are 311, rhcp, aaf, the cranberries, wu-tang (especially meth), nappy roots, al green

Movies:

robin hood men in tights, spaceballs, basically any mel brooks movie, all naked guns, billy madison, heavyweights, not another teen movie, shawshank redemption, usual suspects, primal fear, minority report, momento, nightmare before christmas, alice in wonderland, out cold and anything else that makes me crack up

Television:

reno 911, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, the sopranos, da ali g show, cops, most of the stuff that comes on comedy central, and cartoons (I'll never grow out of that)

Books:

angels and demons, the kite runner, me talk pretty one day, , girls poker night, candyland, second city, bar book and 1984

Heroes:

me mums and dukes and any one that's unselfish like our pd's, fd's and military. oh, and the pidge. naturally.

My Blog

from miss paige

1. Do you still talk to the last person you KISSED?yup2. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?yeah3. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?flinstones, the one and only. i liked the barneys4.W...
Posted by whiplash on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

steph's turn

survey time Body: Story behind your myspace song???reminds me of ga and last summerStory behind your headline?you're the fattest kid in camp What's bothering you right now?praying i dont have a hang o...
Posted by whiplash on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

this one's fresh

1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?al, he loves the viking2. What body part do you hate?hmmm, knees 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?dave my old gym teacher. i loved him. he let me ca...
Posted by whiplash on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:14:00 PST

the ologies

Body: MOUTHOLOGY What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch or balsamic vinagretteWhat is your favorite fast food restaurant? chick-fil-aWhat is your favorite sit-down restaurant? kobeOn average, wh...
Posted by whiplash on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

see how kenny g plays

  111 QUESTIONS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! Body: 111 Questions Some People Wouldn't Think To Ask!001. When's the last time you ran?:a few days ago002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in th...
Posted by whiplash on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:54:00 PST

and another one

your most common greeting?   hey your favorite animal?  english bulldog your middle name? funny story, but lynn favorite jelly belly?  dr. pepper your dream car? bentley convertibl...
Posted by whiplash on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST

erics survey

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?rent. its always such a huge chunk at once. quite painful knowing that you could fly to europe for a months worth2. What's the best place to eat a romantic din...
Posted by whiplash on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:52:00 PST