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Jacob

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About Me

Uhhhh if I had one word to describe myself, it would have to be 'intoxicated.' If I had two it would be 'punk as fuck.' Pardon my poor grammer I are Danish. Im a student, and I like it. I get paid a shit load of money to go to class by the socialist Danish government, so since I have no bills, needs or responsibility of any kind I will give you 3 guesses on where all that money goes.I live in Denmark now, but I wasn't always this lucky:-/ I grew up in Atlanta, and I ruined my hearing at a shit load of punk shows. Now I here a loud ringing everywhere I go. But to counter this disability my body has adapted my liver instead, and thus I have gained the nickname... THE MACHINE!!! I am generally only interested in three things- 1. Driving very very unsafely, putting myself, my passangers and everyone on the highway I blast by doing 100+mph in danger. 2. Drinking, smokin and drinking... BUT I SAY NO TO DRUGS!!! 3. Whatever is going on at the time. The things I miss from the states the most are my friends, street racing, my dog, spaghetti-o's, the awesome Georgia mountain grown fire ass weed and the massive selection of fast food restaurants... Man what I wouldn't do for some Taco Bell or Wendy's... :_( WWW.DANISHMUHAMMEDCARTOONS.COM ..
Your Birthdate: May 12
Being born on the 12th day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life.
The energy of 3 allows you bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental.
There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing, sometimes "couldn't care less" attitude.
You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, and you always make a very good impression.
Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, and possibly singing.
You are energetic and always a good conversationalist.
You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies and become involved with too may superficial matters.
Your mind is practical and rational despite this tendency to jump about.
You are affectionate and loving - but very sensitive.
You are subject to rapid ups and downs. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
F Fascist
U Untrustworthy
C Coward
K Killer
B Brutal
U Unintelligent
S Sellout
H Hopeless
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You are deceiving by your stature as you can unleash a fury. You prefer a fast paced upclose and personal fight.

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My Interests

Cars, Beer, Girlies, School I am 79% Video Game Addict.
.. I got a problem, man. I may not find the answer to life in a video game. I need to turn off the console or computer, go outside and try some reality for a change. Take the
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
.." I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Peanut, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gary Coleman, Jesus, Abraham Lincoln and Peter Griffinvalue="http://www.backwardsbush.com/images/BackwardsB ush_Flash.swf" / msprm name="movie"

Music:

NoFx, Pennywise, Sublime, Snapcase, Refused, Me Without You, International Farmers, Jimi, Minor Threat and pretty much anything else thats good.
You're punk as FUCK!
.. .." When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona that's fueled by gasoline alcohol and nicotine
You believe that if you're not in the pit you're a pussy ass bitch
You scare moms, make bad girls swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

anything without computer animation namely A Clockwork Orange, Star Wars(4,5,6) and shit like that

Television:

ADULT SWIM ..

Books:

1984 .. Why would anyone imagine that a benevolent government could arise in America- a system built on genocide, slavery and capitalism? Capitalism is a Darwinian form of existence where greed, selfishness and dishonesty prevail.

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Heroes:

Jack Daniels and Tiff Needel ..Anyone who thinks 'support the troops' means we should all agree with them fighting a dirty war is a sadistic coward. Any one who thinks its wrong calling Bush a piece of shit fuck head is the true scum of this country. We are the true patriots. We want what is best for this country, yet we must constantly defend OURSELVES from the brainwashed facists. Fuck that. It's not about us. It's about the actions and inaction of the corrupt leadership of this country. The government is NOT the country. The government REPRESENTS the country. Hating the government, especially one as destructive and money fixated as this one, is patriotic. Don't let their labels scare you. STAND UP FOR YOUR COUNTRY! Open your mouth, raise your voice and spread the truth of this bogus situation we're in. They want you to shut your mouth. That is their victory. Break the bonds of ignorance and fear! NEVER FORGIVE. NEVER FORGET. STAND UP. FIGHT BACK. RESIST.Knowledge is power. Arm yourself. Fire at will.

My Blog

Hey All You Zombies!

I know we all love movies. Going out to the cinemas lately for me has been very...crappy actually...I've been irritated with the quality of films for quite some time now. The  CGI effects an...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:34:00 PST

Let Us Mourn the Death of Victory and Hope in Iraq...

Iraq has had it's 'problems' these last few years, but a recent incident should really put the shittyness of the situation into perspective... http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/07/25/iraq.main/index...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:02:00 PST

I Have A Perma Smile...

... burned into my head by 1300 hpYesterday and today we visited some friends of my parents way back from their days in the UAE. They stay in Billum, Denmark, which is in west Jutland... whatever.ANYW...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST

For All You Formula 1 Fans

This weekend my family and some close friends of ours all went to see the Formula 1 race in Idianapolis. Being there and seeing these pilots push their bodies and machines to the limit is indeed ...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:55:00 PST

Sneaky Ass Iran Pulls a Fast One

Iran is a sneaky mother fucker.For months now the international community has been fruitlessly trying to get Iran to stop their uranium enrichment. These bilateral talks have been bogged down by Iran'...
Posted by Jacob on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST

Anna Nicole and You

Why is Anna Nicole still in the news? I thought that bimbo died like weeks agoand I thought that thousands of people are dying in a war we startedI thought that we were about to enter a state of war w...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

around and around we go

So here we are at the end of another beautiful year. We are still drudging along in war time America burning 20 million barrels of oil a day, no signifigant progress has been made either politica...
Posted by Jacob on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST

It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This

    So this week has been ermmmmm interesting... Saturday we all met up at Stingrays and watch Swank Sinatra tear it up, while we got torn up on cheap 3 dollar mix drinks. Yum... then w...
Posted by Jacob on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:38:00 PST

My Car Killed My Week Off

So I had all of last week off. It was great, but I didn't spend it drinking beer and fucking around like one might think. No no no. I spent all week under my baby switching brakes and bushings. F...
Posted by Jacob on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST

Carnies and Carolinas

So yesterday we all went to the Gwinnett Coutny fair. It seems as if I hate that place and never want to go until I'm there. All I remember from times past is the crappy smells, over priced games and ...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST