Wonderful thoughts for another stupid New year. |
Last night I dreamed I was in a strange room that had no walls and these rainbow colored Ninja midgets were driving on tricycles chanting demonic voodoo chants. I tried to run and my legs wouldn't mov...
Posted by Smooka on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST |
Santa gave me HIV |
Not really I lied, I lie alot that's what makes me cool But But but! I am sick and have been in bed with huge strings of green snot launching out of my nose like Nasa rockets. I had this random ...
Posted by Smooka on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:08:00 PST |
December FomgZomg! |
Yes yes this month is a month of gay cheering and scouting for an obese pervert on your roof. If I was Santa I'd defecate in everyones chimney and giggle about it. But Ho do Dah and Hee Ho doo What ev...
Posted by Smooka on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST |
Mmmm November |
It's getting closer to the end of the year. Richard simmons is going to run around in a turkey costume and talk about homophobia. Just a tip all you fancy family gathering hambeasts. Do not BUY ...
Posted by Smooka on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:15:00 PST |
One word Blog |
Beans,beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans (Okay screw that I must ramble about nothing. So like in a f...
Posted by Smooka on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:01:00 PST |
I defecated on your Grandfather |
CAAANDDY Screw you little baboons. Do you think I'm going to go to a Store to buy your retarded children candy? Screw october with a dead fish. I do not like this month and it bores me so I shall sit ...
Posted by Smooka on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST |
The fleas,The Clowns,The Gay Baboons |
Clowns? No but fleas and gay baboons yes......So the possums from my last blog have fleas all over their testicles and run about like one legged african hookers in an acid frenzy. But this my friends ...
Posted by Smooka on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST |
Possums,Michael Moore and Jelly beans |
So recently I've discovered a family of baby possums living under my porch like a bunch of homeless people. I've been putting food out and watching the possums and I have become quite friendly with th...
Posted by Smooka on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST |
Holy hell am I that slow? |
I think back in the day if you were a miner People may be a little pissed if you constantly yelled "IT'S THE MOTHER LOAD!!!!!" And you were just sitting there pooping by your claim... You never...
Posted by Smooka on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:33:00 PST |
Buses/Retards/Godzilla |
The month is almost over and you smell like pee. Lately I have had a Godzilla craze,ROOOOOAR. So have any of you retards ever gotten to the point of being so stupid you get on the wrong bus and drive ...
Posted by Smooka on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:46:00 PST |
