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The whitest guy you know

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About Me


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Name: SEAN
Birthday: long ago...
Birthplace: down the street from my house
Current Location: down the street from where i was born
Eye Color: bloo
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7-8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: whatever white people are...
The Shoes You Wore Today: lime green argyle and bowling shoes
Your Weakness: sunlight...
Your Fears: spiders...they're fuckin creepy!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, sausage, canadian bacon(ham), mushrooms, olives, extra cheese and a hawaiian punch on the side.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn to spit lightning!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck instant messengers!
Thoughts First Waking Up: brownies...mmmmm...
Your Best Physical Feature: my right ear. it's phenomenal!
Your Bedtime: whenever my brain lets me sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: if i missed it, it wouldn't be a memory, now would it...?
Pepsi or Coke: coke is for hippies...
MacDonalds or Burger King: i'd rather have it my way... bk
Single or Group Dates: any date would be wonderful...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: depends on what alcohol i'm mixing it with...
Chocolate or Vanilla: cocoa fo sho
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe coffee coffe
Do you Smoke: only when i move at break-neck speeds...
Do you Swear: fuck no!
Do you Sing: only romantic love songs like "bohemian rhapsody" and "fuck her gently"
Do you Shower Daily: fuck yeah!
Have you Been in Love: i've been in more trouble than love...
Do you want to go to College: yes, but only as a tourist...
Do you want to get Married: i don't even know you...
Do you belive in yourself: i would hope so. it's kinda hard to be a figment of my own imagination...
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, but it's always induced by alcohol
Do you think you are Attractive: not so much...
Are you a Health Freak: if by health freak, you mean "eat anything i want"... by all means, yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: i haven't hit them yet...
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're pretty sweet...
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a bit... and i plan on drinking quite heavily in the next month
In the past month have you Smoked: quite often
In the past month have you been on Drugs: depends on your definition of "drugs"... exedrine is good stuff
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not so much
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uh... yes! to get some burritos! bombbomb
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not so much
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuckin' nasty! wasabi isn't bad by itself though...
In the past month have you been on Stage: not that i can recall.
In the past month have you been Dumped: i believe you have to be going out with somebody for that to happen... so no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not so much...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a midget's soul... but i gave it right back.
Ever been Drunk: that doesn't even deserve an answer...
Ever been called a Tease: yes, but i think that homeless lady was on something...
Ever been Beaten up: once or twice...
Ever Shoplifted: maybe...
How do you want to Die: snoo snoo
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: kevin spacey
What country would you most like to Visit: italia, ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: brunette or blonde
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: preferably shorter than me
Weight: preferably less than me
Best Clothing Style: the kind that isn't being worn...
Number of Drugs I have taken: just one... i think
Number of CDs I own: not the slightest clue...
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: none, yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just one. just one.
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My Interests

i like stuff that makes me laugh. also, stuff that makes me think. ...that pretty much covers that.

I'd like to meet:

i really don't care, as long as you don't piss me off on a regular basis...

Music:

hardcore, alternative, classic rock, i like some mellower stuff too.

Movies:

any kind of comedy, dry, dark, random, slapstick. action/dramas

Television:

anything on adult swim that isn't fucking anime, anything on the dicovery channel, HEROES, chuck, almost all of the hbo and showtime series'.

Books:

the darwin awards series, the book of lists, anything that i can pick up and read at any time.

Heroes:

chuck norris and edward norton