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Jonelle

For Christmas all I want is a dick in a box.

About Me

Livin' large in the Tampa area as an actress/smoothie-making extraordinaire. Making a living as a struggling artist doing theatre. Originally from Long Island, New York. Moved to Orlando when i was nine, been in Tampa for 3 years. I have absolutely no use for the internet, but people won't get off of my ass for not having e-mail, so I've taken it a step further by joining my space. Please be gentle, I am a computer virgin. I have no cable (which saddens me more than I am willing to discuss), so I am totally out of the loop as to what is happening on TRL this week, not that I really care. Love comedies: Will Ferrell is a god. Love old school SNL: Chris Farley, Mike Myers, Phil Hartman. Sucker for funny talented men who don't wear pants. Oh yeah, turtles are cool, teenage mutant or otherwise. Was a Comedy Central junkie when I had it: Kids in the Hall, MST3K, Daily Show, Reno 911 and many more. Well, that's enuf crap for you people to take in. Let's chat bitches. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Theatre, acting, film, playing music, improv, comedy, art, pretty stuff, ponies and puppies, hot naked boys, mashed potatoes...on hot naked boys, cuban sandwiches, Thai food, Italian food, Vietnamese food, fast-food, food in general (especially spicy),and did i mention I like hot boys?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone cool who wants to talk to me. No bible thumpers or nudists please. Well I guess I'll talk to nudists, but bible-thumping nudists are a definite no.

Music:

I love most kinds of music with the exception of gospel, country and R&B. Favorite bands include Radiohead, Beck, Weezer, NIN, STP and most crappy 90's alternative bands that mid- twenty somethings still listen to in the hopes that the 16-year-olds they work with will someday know who Kurt Cobain is. Also, love Hip-hop, Ludacris, Slick Ricky, Busta, Missy and many others. And of course some obscure/randoms such as Duran Duran, Frank Sinatra, Anthony Newley, Sammy Davis Jr., The Beatles, Dean Martin, Simon and Garfunkel and Ween.

Movies:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (original), Gamera movies (MST3K), Tommy Boy, Dumb and Dumber, Sleepy Hollow, Ed Wood, Nightmare Before Christmas, Anchor Man, Elf, Shawshank Redemption, Boondock Saints, most Disney movies from back in the day-i know that's lame, but no one can tell me they don't love Robin Hood. American History X, Memento, most Mel Brooks and Tim Burton movies. Too many to mention! Wait, Half Baked, Beaches, Breakfast Club, Trading Places, Groundhog Day, All of Me, and Spaceballs. Done and done.

Television:

Well I have about 10 channels right now, and half of them are en espanol, so currently I take in a steady diet of Girlfriends, Frasier and Live at the Appollo. However, I have seen some recent glimpses of Reno 911 and Daily Show. I love crappy talk shows like Maury. Love good sketch comedy.

Books:

Don't read enough books, but I love good plays. Classics: Shakespeare, Lanford Wilson, Euripedes and whatnot. Moliere, Edward Albee, and Christopher Durang.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Poop

Here are some commonly (and not so commonly) used phrases about pooping. Or just things realted to pooping. Leave it to me to write my first blog about feces. 1. Taking a dump. 2. Dropping a deuce. 3....
Posted by Jonelle on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:55:00 PST