Insomnia is annoying in a really special being-in-the-mouth-of-the-devil sort of way. It's 3am and forsaking any semblance of productivity, I have decided to rewrite my about me section on myspace. Problem: I am super boring at 3am. Let me say something about you instead.
About You: You are a curious individual seeking a greater understanding of myself and others. You enjoy cruising on myspace and reading about people you may or may not know. You understand that you can't possibly learn everything about a person based solely on their particularly biased self-assessment, but you are still compelled to read on, a practice akin to reading the summary of a book you're about to read anyway. Nothing like forewarning is there? You like long walks on the beach. Don't be ashamed, everybody does. Everybody enjoys a good sunset too. Someday you are going to change the world... no, really. Most people aren't yet aware of it, but you possess the ability to leap over tall buildings in a single bound. Your parents thought you were just playing dress-up, even they don't know you still have the cape. It's been increasingly difficult for you: the rising popularity of cell phones has eliminated the need for phone booths but that will never stop you. You will always find a way.
Why does myspace have an "about me" section anyway? You're the interesting one.
Your Monster Profile
Cruel Slayer
You Feast On: Hot Dogs
You Lurk Around In: Movie Theaters
You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers
What's Your Monster Name?
