Bar Troubleshooting |
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION...
Posted by Wee Bandito on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST |
Do I know you? |
Posted by Wee Bandito on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST |
I miss you San Antonio. |
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SAN ANTONIO IF.....You know how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.You think "pro-choice" means "flour tortillas or corn tortillas."You've never been to the Alamo....
Posted by Wee Bandito on Wed, 10 May 2006 05:03:00 PST |
The Value of a Drink |
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards
and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't dri...
Posted by Wee Bandito on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:07:00 PST |
Something to think about |
Tobacco kills. Cancer cures smoking. Think about it.
Posted by Wee Bandito on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:52:00 PST |
The Smartest Man Alive |
Explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buf...
Posted by Wee Bandito on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 01:31:00 PST |
