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Samantha

stinky kitty.

About Me

I'm Sam. I think religion is bad, and icecream is good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun. I think stereotypes are true, Abstinence is a pervsion, Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are pointless, flag burning makes me feel patriotic. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen. I think people have too much self-esteem, Being drunk is funny. Getting stoned is not. I think children are not innocent, God doesn't write books I am for mad cow disease, and against suing tobacco companies. I think most girls hate each other, No doesn't always mean no, You have to lie to stay true. women's sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay.

My Interests

I enjoy the finer thigs in life...such as * A nice techno beat * John * Adolf Hitler and the entire German language * Menthol Cigarettes * beach glass * fun and colorfull stickers * magic markers * secret compartments * Pin up girls * kittens * garage sales * Spicy chicken * Human anatomy * Costume jewlery * scarcasm * full moons

I'd like to meet:

Where are the strong? And who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony.

My Blog

wastefull.

Let us not be hasty. The sepctacles have only a scratch, Why waste a perfectly good pair.
Posted by Samantha on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:09:00 PST

Destination unknown.

  Im afraid i've let Your warped perception blur my vision. Perhaps its time to swtich prescriptions.
Posted by Samantha on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:53:00 PST

second thrid forth fifth.

truth has become distorted from the white hot flames of lies. The sparks ignight because you beg them the night is over. We have eachother smother the fire. loose embers will only burn us.  ...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:46:00 PST

Minivan moms

So i'm home alone. This has not happend in so long. Good god i dont know what to do with myself. Mabye i'll blast some beats and have a dance off! or mabye... I'll prance around the house smoking cigg...
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:54:00 PST

basic understanding.

I'm having trouble belonging in a place where i fit in.
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST

prievously programed.

I know these thoughts in my head seem real to you. But there just crazy.  
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:01:00 PST

Can you solve the equation?

I can connect. Nothing with Nothing.
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:58:00 PST

fucks and fists.

This is no war. surrender all you want, I will not bury the undead.
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

A short story.

I'm here, down on the ground. (digging my heart out to find something) You're there, high up in the clouds. (smoking your face off to escape everything) I am the fish, (swimming) you are a bird. ...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

sweet nothings

Let us retire into bed, where we can lay parralle to one another. for i am tired of walking on eggshells.   Let us speak softly, with words of soft compassion for eachother. because i'm so&n...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:32:00 PST