Tom W: Sarcasm at its best

I'm Tom

I am in love with Jess. Not, "Oh you're pretty cool I guess I love you," the real deal.

I like to have fun. Just in general.

I have a puppy named Orestes who I love more than most.

If you don't know your "There"'s and "Your"'s...in my book...you're not a person.

I am synonymous with movies.

I can play music.

I like to drink beer with people I like.

Don't define yourself. Make yourself Undefinable.
Are you there HTML? It's me, Tom. I think my myspace looks pretty without you. Later.