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mAdIsOn

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About Me

Now I'm back from outer space to see that look to see that look that look that look that look that look that look that look that look that look that look that look that look that look! Asian monkey! Asian monkey! Playstation 3, Playstation 3 you know you need me! I'm also getting the WI! So come catch me someday reciting the Gettysbury Address to myself and reciting the Periodic Table of Elements! How bout that huh? I don't care if you think that's messed that up. Don't explicate my shit! Don't explicate my shit! Don't explicate my shit! Don't explicate my shit! The unicorn is the fiercest animal in all the wild! Who watches Crocodile Hunter? I do. I'm such a looser. It's not on TV anymore, but I bought the first four season on DVD! George Bush is actually a robot. He is controlled by an android, Android Phetroyzweyrzuip, also know as Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney is such a smart android that he made the Magical Weather Changing and Storm Creating Disaster Machine to Mess With the People of New Orleans and Create Hurricane Katrina. You can also call it MWCSCDMMWPNOCHK. Now Dick Cheney is an android so cleary someone had to create him. I enjoy sailing and other water sports. Now back to the story Batman. Dick Cheney is under the control of former attorney general John Ashcroft. John Ashcroft is under the mind control of Kevin Federline, who is controlled by Jay Z, who is controlled by Jay Leno, who is controlled by Mrs. Lloyd, who is controlled by Mr. Barker, who is controlled by Tony Bennet, who is controlled by Shirley Temple, who is controlled by Kermit the Frog, who could possibly be controlled by Batman, who is controlled by Superman, who is controlled by Green Lantern, who is controlled by Patty, who is controlled by Kim Jong Il, who is controlled by Prince Charles. Yes, Prince Charles is in fact the anti-Christ. So watch out Queenie! Some people believe that Zeus locked his son Apollo away a long time ago because he didn't eat his vegetables. So then he was like hey you need to get down off of Olympus and so somewhere bad like Tartarus. I'm actually punishing you. YOu actually have to stay in Tartarus for like 5 days or 100 million what ever best suits you. ANd Apollo is like Hey pop sounds good a million is bigger than five so it must be better. And then he got bored of being burned up and tortured everyday in Tartarus. And he was like god im mad. And then he turned black as coal with red eyes and bat wings and all that kind of cool demon crap. But this is not true. Prince Charles is the anti-Christ.

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