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al

california!

About Me

you set em up,ill knock em down.

My Interests

groovy coke parties,panties,2 week long benders(joe asher, and jack daniels,damn fine co-pilots)...aside from my secret life,SAMANTHA RAMER,music,BEING A MASTER DART TECHNICIAN,reading,SPORTIN KR3W SHIT,making sushi,handy snacks,birth control,drinking,dancing like the encino man after whiskey shots,meeting new peeps,girls w/accents,using unfamiliar restrooms,growing patchy beards,staying true to my real friends and vice versa...as of recent,ive become a "cyclist" of sorts...just started jiu jitsu/muay thai training....talk to me in 6 months.hehe...the list goes on...

I'd like to meet:

aaron tobin again.

Music:

pink floyd,herby hancock,flaming lips,bella lea,engine down,denali,the cardigans,dinosaur jr.,minus the bear,the police,team sleep,jaco pastorius,iron & wine,counting crows,8-ball n mjg,ludacris,led zepplin,neptunes,outkast,portishead,AUTOLUX,death cab for cutie,postal service,forever changed,bob dylan,pharcyde,PARTY DREAM,christina wagner,red animal war,new roman times,to esme,daylight district,mars volta,cornelius,joe cocker,hum,denali,kaiser chiefs,criteria,lil' wayne,mock orange,ryan grisham,constantines,the owls,dropjaw,gable,kinsella,the julia roberts ruined our economy project,yes,bjork,kenna,the snake the cross the crown,the beatles,simon and garfunkel,hot rod circuit,cheap trick,the pr4,VOX PALMA...any band with "the" in it.

Movies:

matrix series,shawshank redemption,old school,money talks(71'),casino,lord of the rings,fear and loathing in las vegas,anchorman,eternal sunshine of the spotless mind,royal tennebaums,team america,cannibal the musical,maria full of grace,napoleon dynamite dang!,THE INCREDIBLES,SIN CITY,life aquatic,anchorman,spinal tap,batman begins,amores perros,kung fu hustle,lemonity(i think i spelled that right!) snickets series of unfortunate events...i give up.

Television:

conan o'brian,seinfeld,family guy,sex and the city,that 70's show,the chappelle show,news radio...

Books:

harry potter series?,sein language(jerry seinfeld),the rainmaker(john grisham)dean koontz,carl hiassen,michael chriton...i havent read since 83'.drinking is the new reading.

Heroes:

phil taylor,KR3W,kathy ireland,hector from sknn,betty and cooper.

My Blog

fuck meatstick pickle narnia fuck dick.

holy crap...ive been drunk all month,but last night was the kicker.found out santa was gay and he stole 80 bucks from me.john nelson came out of the closet.my winter beard has been funded by the bush ...
Posted by al on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 08:19:00 PST

circus carnies stole my virginity.

ever peed your pants for 64 bucks?i did.
Posted by al on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

where the fuck did coupons come from?

my life has been this for 2 months - hurricanes...no gas...no power...lots of whiskey...lots of coors light cans...no women...punching stuff...making sushi,eating sushi...playing a 5 string bass,and d...
Posted by al on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST