My Cool Band. We are working on our website now. Rocky told me to say we should have an IPO sometime in late August. I'm not very web technical so I don't know what that means but it should Rock so be on the looky loo.
Chris Martin, Thom Yorke; oh wait I met Chris Martin backstage. I almost passed out. Rocky was taking a picture of Chris and me and I put my hand on his shoulder and squeezed. Ahhohhahhh...yes, it was sweet. I really wanted to tell him to not let GwenPal hurt his music but I could only mutter a half hearted, "thanks" and of course the picture didn't turn out. Thanks Rocky, Oh, so not having opposable thumbs and long nails isn't good for taking pictures, well why didn't freaking tell me that before you said "sure I'll take the most important picture of Dave's life, Oh and by the way I'm a fat dumb raccoon." Thanks Rock. Then they rushed us out of there like we were just meager street people. Pretentious British rock stars. and Bono and David Lee Roth also it be great to go back in time and meet Rockies mom and tell her not to put him up for adoption so I wouldn't have to have him as a rodent brother and have him screw up my Chris Martin photo op. I'm sorry Rocky that was over the line, I love you brother. Remember, no matter what, focus on the music.TravelDave
Rocky and the Rockers, Coldplay, Radiohead, Ish, The Carrs, Jack Johnson, The Postal Service, Gay Screamocore. Any band that is british or sounds british, like old green day and maybe the Flaming Lips but Wayne doesn't really have an accent like you'd want from a britpop or britpopish band and or singer but they have that melancholy feel you really look for in a britishpopish band which of course Rocky and the Rockers is trying to attain, as long as we focus on the music.
Hi Fidelity, Say Anything, Grosse Point Blank, A league of their own, School of Rock because Joan is in it. you guys should check out my cue on netflix its pretty sweet. that mutilple personality movie that John was in was o.k. I think we snuck beers in so that made it pretty cool. I snuck a 16 beers into a dollar theater in Texas one time. there was only three of us but it was cool when you opened the can of beer you had to make a sneezing sound so the kids that were left there by their parents wouldn't go tell managment. i can't wait to have kids so I can use the dollar movies to babysit. its so cheap.
American Idol. I auditioned one time at a radio station when I was in Lubbock for a trip to audition in LA for American Idol and this black dude beat me because he was all "ohing and ahinng" like a freaking velvet teddy bear and they ate that Lionel Richie crap up. There is no respect for pure rock and roll. I did a rock cover of Toni Braxtons Unbreak My Heart but nooo that aint poppy enough. I hate american idol pre t.v. radio judges. Of course I got one of the interns numbers and I told her to go to me and Rocky's show that night and guess what happened. That overweight furball stole her from me and I'm sure everyone knows why, because I, unlike my dumpster diving adopted brother, I was focusing on the freaking music.
Hi Fidelity of course. Nick Hornsby is great and it helps that he's british. the Sound and the fury. but of course i havent read it
John Lennon for putting up with Yoko Ono and Ringo and getting shot by that crazy guy. I hope I don't ever reach the level of success or heroicness that I have to get shot because my fans think I'm too awesome to share with the world. Rocky really lucky in that aspect since he's so small he'd be a hard target, of course the down side is he is a raccoon and he could get rabies and start foaming at the mouth and people would just think it was part of the act until he started biting the poop out of those emo dorks bobbing their heads on the front row. Watch out emmo dorks when Rocky goes rabid. oh by the way, Rabid was the name of our last band that Eric was in. He thought that name was so metal.