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+::jess::+

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

About Me


+Im Jess or God. Whichever u choose to call me.
+People say im sweet, my friends think im going to hell.
+I laugh at just about anything
+I suck at starting conversations
+Dont label me
+Im a wee bit obsessed with eyes
+..and completely freaked out by fingernails
+I fall in love waaay to easily, so my heart gets broken 90% of the time
+But don't get it twisted, im a tough bitch
+I wish people knew when to mind thier own damn business
+I hate over exageraters and over achievers, they make people like me look bad
+My friends mean a lot to me
+Im pretty opinionated
+a good listener too
+I like guys that can make me laugh and that are fun to be around
+Im the easter bunny!
+My best friend is a marshmello named Hank
+Im a natural blonde
+I hate my smile, my hair, and my fat ass
+You might call me a freak, but theres more of me than there are of u.. so choke.
The only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones for normal people are like leaves on a tree and live and die unnoticed.

My Interests


Get your own Chat Box! Go Large!

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RIP DIME! WE LOVE YA!

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Cobain
Hunter S. Thompson
Marilyn Manson
James Root
Johnathon Davis
Charles Manson
Corey Taylor
Dimebag
All of my friend again

Meet My Hoe--Chez The Trucker :o)
I know hey man you know I sell 20 in the front and 40 in the back...tell all ur friends, give me a call I will please them...I have my whips and chains in the closet, I got some handcuffs, I do it...and do it well...if you smell what I'm stepping in!--ChEz

Click the banner and add my friends "Justice For Kurt"!

Personalized Glitter Graphics

Joe cartoon is the shit. Fuckin watch this or I'll fuck your dad.

Music:


Korn
Seether
Slipknot
Rob Zombie
8th Street
Nirvana
Pantera
Marilyn Manson
Taproot
Drowning Pool
Disturbed
Tool
Avenged Sevenfold
Mudvayne
Kandles at Nine
Lollipop Lust Kill
Damage Plan
Hellyeah
Korn
Mastadon
Slayer
Staind
SOAD
Blackstone Cherry
Lynard Skynard
Stone Sour
Union Underground
Murderdolls
Seether
Stone Temple Pilots
Smashing Pumpkins
Bush
Static-x
Psychostick
Cradle of Filth
Powerman 5000
Hinder
The Used
Otep
Orgy
Smile Empty Soul
Papa Roach
18 Visions
Sinch
Lords of Acid
Marcy Playground
Bloodhound Gang
Shinedown
White Stripes
Offspring
Adema
Primus
Foo Fighters
Sublime
Queens of the Stoneage
3 Days Grace
Peeping Tom
Pearl Jam
Alice in Chains
Dope

Don't Click Here.

Movies:

Donnie Dark
Hills Have Eyes
Texas Chainsaw Massecre
Waiting
SLC Punk
Underworld
Saw
IT
200 Cigarettes
2001 Maniacs
Club Dread
Super Troopers
Just Friends
Cursed
The Notebook
House of 1000 Corpses
Dr. Chopper
Puppet Master
Fear and Loathing in las Vegas
Hannibal Rising
Creepshow
Rose Red
Creature From the Black Lagoon
House on Haunted Hill
13 Ghosts
Almost Famous
Never Been Kissed
50 First dates
13 Going on 30
Big Daddy
Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School
Addams Family
Pirates of the Carribean

Television:

Uranium
Tattoo Stories
Miami Ink
Intervention
Hooked: Illegal Drugs and how they got that way
Family Guy
Futurama
Assy Mcgee
Robot Chicken
Invader Zim
Ren and Stimpey
Old Scooby Doo
Behind the Music
Mind of Mencia
Tales from the Crypt
Sarah Silverman program
Scrubs
The Winner
Maury
Bams Unholy Union
Unplugged
Jackass
Viva La Bam
Rockstar
That 70's Show
Cops
SNL
Monique:I coulda been your cell mate
AFV
CSI
Wifeswap
NCIS
Mindfreak

Books:

"A Child Called it" series
"Sookie Stackhouse" series
"Helter Skelter"
"Sweep" series
"Vampire Chronicles"
"The Land of Oz"
"Identity"
"Wicked"

Heroes:

Dave Tackett
Candice Alston
Mike Hall (bought my soul for a sucker and $1)
Ashley Fee
Rob Zombie
Johnathon Davis
Shaun Morgan
Kurt Cobain
Corey Taylor
Billy West
My mom
Seth Macfarlan
Dimebag Darrell
JUNE SHYNESSFun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

My Blog

.B.o.R.e.D!!

I have NOTHING to do. Someone talk to me. Im so bored that im going to peoples profiles that I don't even talk to anymore just to say HI. Im sure im annoying them but I dont give a fuck right now. I n...
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:41:00 PST

I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON

I have no idea if I'm graduating.  I mean, I'm trying but no matter what I do it seems like it not enough. I have to finish school. I have to prove everyone wrong. Im sick of all the  l...
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:58:00 PST

S.E. Michigan! [For Stephanie]

RIP Stephanie!   if you dont know, the you know now.........we are having a show at the modern exchange MAY 1OTH....this is no ordinary show, this one is for the greatest fukin people ever..........
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

The Holy Cry of The Imprisoned Turd.

LOL. fanny packs are filled with fiber.good for pooping. speaking of poop..me and my hoe chez read this thing and we cant stop laughing. 'thought i'd share... Poop has many catagories, and I shall ex...
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

MY MOM HAD THE BABY!!!

Some of you already know that my mom was pregnat and was having problems but she DID have the baby this morning. She was delivered at 31 weeks (supposed to be 40) at the hospital in Grand Rapids. Im s...
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST

No such thing as a good x-mas anymore.

Christmas break majorly sucked balls. My Great Grandma died on x-mas morning so I had to go to Monroe for the funeral. I hate funerals. The only night that I had free was on Friday so Sarah and Joel c...
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

[yes][no][maybe]

Y= Yes, N = No, M= Maybe. Fill this in for me and/or repost for others to answer for you.Would/will you?[_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill?[_] fight me?[_] fuck me?[_] kiss me?[_] let...
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:36:00 PST

My little book of issues.

Alright, so November is the WORST month ever. First off, I have been arguing with my mom and rocky about going to Monroe. They wont let Sarah OR Candice come and get me for x-mas all because she'...
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

Halloween

So, Halloween's comming up. Whats everyone doing? I think Im just gonna dress up a little bit and walk around with my friend and her sister. I know, I know... im usualy the one getting in "trouble" on...
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

dusting the shelves

i had to clean up my myspace a little bit. that included deleting almost all of my blogs. im not gonna say why right now. cuz its dumb anyways. now go die....
Posted by +::Jessi.Jab::+ on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST