I guess you could say it started when I was born. I was abandoned at an early age, and left with NOTHING. My mother and father disowned me. They said I was strange...derranged...different. I chose and prefer the word excentric, but that is just me hahaha. It hard growing up in such conditions, so alone. I lived in the middle of a forest. There was only one main road near by, and I had to walk six miles to get there. My class consisted of eleven people. All of which were red neck, cannibals. It was at that school I learned all I needed to know about sex. I met Jim Bob when I was six. I lead him into the forest one dark night and taped him to my bed. He was six too. I never heard such screams of horror. He stopped talking to me after that. I had no friends. But I talked to lots of squirrls. My mother and father quickly discovered I was evil and stopped feeding me. I was forced to eat the very same forest animals who had befriended me. The squirrls. I don't know if I hate them, or love them, but either way I will eat them when I am hungry. Life was complicated for me. I became angry, bitter, malicious. Then I started hunting. Craig Jr, Billy Drew, Tom Huck, Ray Jones, and Frederick Shuckles were a few of the mysterious disappearences due to me. And pretty soon there was talk of witches and I was their prime suspect. I had to leave that place. I had to escape and find something...something better. So I ran away one dark cold night. I was walking up the main road when all of a sudden out of nowhere a semi truck hit me, sending me to a painful crash onto that black, cold pavement. They say they had to peal my face off the pavement. And they say I was smiling.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josie-Ann
Birthday: 6/6/66
Birthplace: in a dark, dark wood
Current Location: here
Eye Color: blackened
Hair Color: mud brown
Height: tall enough to reach you
Right Handed or Left Handed: does it really matter once I'm there?
Your Heritage: red neck
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot
Your Weakness: squirrls
Your Fears: squirrls
Your Perfect Pizza: with blood
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meet brittney
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: child
Thoughts First Waking Up: what will i eat today?
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile
Your Bedtime: i like to sleep during the day
Your Most Missed Memory: none
Pepsi or Coke: i hate them
MacDonalds or Burger King: i hate them
Single or Group Dates: alone always alone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i hate them
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: never
Have you Been in Love: yes...
Do you want to go to College: fuck that
Do you want to get Married: i hate you
Do you belive in yourself: yes oh yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: ohh yes child
Are you a Health Freak: ....what does that even mean?
Do you get along with your Parents: what do you think?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes.
Do you play an Instrument: bones
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: secretly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ...is that meat?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: always children
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: ...ask billy bob
Ever been Beaten up: oh no
Ever Shoplifted: ever guessed?
How do you want to Die: .... =)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ...
What country would you most like to Visit: transelvania
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: black
Height: black
Weight: black
Best Clothing Style: off
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough to not scream
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ...allowing the truck to get me.
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