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Joe Faria

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music

My Interests

Music:

My Most Influential Albums:1. Daft Punk - Homework 2. Radiohead - OK Computer 3. Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique 4. Roni Size Reprasent - New Forms 5. Nirvana - Nevermind 6. Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of the Moon 7. Beach Boys - Pet Sounds 8. Beatles - Abbey Road 9. Led Zepplin - II 10. Dr. Dre - The Chronic

Movies:

Well There Are Too Many To List:Like okay for one.....it would have to be Air Bud 2!!!

Television:

Reality TV marks the begining of the apocalypse.You watch... the end of the world will star the cast of all the Real World's riding in a chariot of fire along side Satan.Anything That Will Make Me Laugh Like: Family Guy, South Park, Chappelle Show, The 6pm News...Talk About Your Clowns!!!

Books:

Design Books (Which Are Essentially Glorified Picture Books), Anything Written By George Carlin or Tom Wolfe, Political Science, History, Conspiracy Books Are Fun Too.

Heroes:

Who the fuck knows this one......MY MOM. Is that cute enough for ya? Oh yeah and Jesus.

My Blog

Obama vs McCain

One Sounds Like Osama - One Makes Tater Tots??Barack Vs. McCain!!!Hey Everyone it's time to discuss some politics.Now now settle down and quit your moaning. I've come out of my writing hibernation for...
Posted by Joe Faria on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:27:00 PST

Lets Go Birding!!!!!

On my google i have a bar that is the how to of the day.It's usually filled with stuff that i could see people in prison doing; no not that you sick pervert!!Stuff like how to beat a rubicks cube and ...
Posted by Joe Faria on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:02:00 PST

Amber Annoyance

The FCC has approved a new nationwide alert system that will send text messages to cell phones to alert Americans when an emergency, disaster, or attack occurs. Only three types of events will trigger...
Posted by Joe Faria on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST

Irony & The Comeback

I seated at the table for lunch - conversation had already begun before our meal about the elections. "I think it's gonna be Hillary" said Scott. Pulling his slice from the pile of pizza boxes. "I don...
Posted by Joe Faria on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:48:00 PST

Top Ten List

Every morning i get my news from google it's got a mixture of politics, world events, sports, science & technology, and entertainment. In the useless entertainments section of my news there was a head...
Posted by Joe Faria on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:10:00 PST

What Some Will Do To See Montana!!

A mother who helped her daughter fake an essay about her father dying in Iraq to win Hannah Montana concert tickets has denied trying to fool anybody.Ceballos' daughter, 6-year-old Alexis Menjivar, be...
Posted by Joe Faria on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:00:00 PST

Beware Of The Serpent!!

As a graphic designer i am an extemely visual person. As a visual person, i've always payed close attention to logos. Ever since i was a kid i would see a logo and if it was successful it would leave ...
Posted by Joe Faria on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

No Movies For Old Folks!!!

In Desperate Need For Entertainment I went to see a movie this weekend.I saw the new Coehn Brothers movie: No Country For Old MenI have to say it was one of the best movies i've seen this year. It's e...
Posted by Joe Faria on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:02:00 PST

9/11 Salute

At 8:30 a.m in Fall River, Massachusetts, Battleship Cove will conduct a remembrance ceremony at the Sept. 11 memorial site in Fall River. Fire and police personnel will gather on the USS Massachusett...
Posted by Joe Faria on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:34:00 PST

Sunday Surprise!!!

Last night there i was flipping through the stations when i stopped just in time to watch the Britney Spears performance at the beginning of the 2007 VMA's.Britney performed her new single "GIMME MORE...
Posted by Joe Faria on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:59:00 PST