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Andrew

never on schedule but always on time

About Me

I'm a Film Major at Emerson College in Boston. Some people think that Film is a useless major, but then I tell them to fuck off and put my Hata Blockers on. Those people can go fuck themselves. They probably fucking brush their fucking teeth with fucking Crest toothpaste or something, you know? Fuck. Anyway, movies are fucking great. Except 99% of the movies that get made or spewed out by Hollywood, those are complete shit. I'm gonna fucking do something about it, ok? And that's where the film major bit comes in, as well as every waking second of my existence, in everything I say and do and think and feel. You should adjust yourself. Your `angle sucks.

My Interests

Well, I'm pretty great. Hygiene is another one of my great interests. Children-- I love children. Kissin'. Human excrement.

I'd like to meet:

Hot Random Girls who will appreciate my opinions on movies. People who will give me 19.5 million dollars to make my first blockbuster feature. It's gonna be fucking great you know.

Music:

I don't want to be pretentious or anything, but I kind of pride myself on my music taste. Don't feel too bad if yours sucks and you want some musical advice or suggestions... I'm usually too busy with film stuff to entertain nonsense like that but it shouldn't hurt to try and ask as long as you don't waste too much of my fucking time. Maybe. My list, which is ever-changing and growing: Favorite Music: Death Before Dying Before Honor Before Salvation, Death on a Snowy Riverbank, Falling by Autumn Winter Summer's Salvation into Spring, Aretha is good, A Million Deaths 'fore I Sup this Eveningtide, Death and Dessication, Cattle Evisceration, Dashboard Imbecile, Snow Patrol, Keane, Frou Frou, Daniel Powter, Imogen Heap is cool, Dead and Dying and Dehydrated on the Inside Without You; Lonely, some smooth music for the getting the ladydieess which I do a lot.... Angles and Airplanes, Fitty Cent, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Poison the Water Source, My Tears are Mine Own Salvation, Pain Contractions, Less than Jake, Misery Theory, Angst in Springtime Living, Dying by the Water... Norah Jones for those quiet times.

Movies:

Gladiator

Television:

Pretty partial to the View.

Books:

Things that haven't yet been adapted into mindless, soul-sucking opiates for the masses. Shopaholic Takes Manhattan.

Heroes:

Until I grow up, myself. And when I grow up, myself in the future.