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The Parrino

I ruin movies for people.

About Me

I barely check myspace. I attend the USF. For the kiddies who dont know what that stands for it is a college.
IM me at DivadGP or OnirrapDivad
I cant drive fifty five I like to capitalize words when they dont need to be and misspell words just to annoy people who care.
I play classical guitar, and am currently teaching myself how to play harmonica. I really like to think that I am in a rock and roll band. Ever since I was little I have wanted to be an Astronaut a Pirate or a Doctor. Pirates don't really exist any more in the sense that I would have wanted them to, and astronauts need to have like 2020 vision, so one day I decided I was going to become a privateer in space who helps people when they have runny noses.
then i turned five, and realized that the whole flying around and stealing plasma or whatever might be of value in the future, while dispensing afrin, would not be the most practical thing, given my current time period. I then looked into time travel and thought about it a lot, and came to the conclusion that time travel is a load of crap, and that time is only an arrangement of matter and ideas.
I am hard headed. I also have a bad habbit of saying exactly what I am thinking with little or no concern of how it might affect those around me. I think that honesty is the best policy, and if my friend David Sweeney comes to school with a bad hair cut that makes him look like little orphan annie, I am going to let him know. [sorry sweenz]
One time a friend of mine had a black speck on her teeth, and I didn't tell her because I thought it would be funnier that way, besides, nobody would notice. When sombody noticed I felt real bad because I normally wouldn't do that.
I really like to sit around and take things apart to see how they work, but I have stopped that because my family hates having to wait for me to put the cable box back togeather in order to watch tv.
I have a really cool old bicycle and I have been channeling my tinkering skills into fixing it up.
I really like to sail, but almost never do. I almost joined the sailing team at Davis Island Yacht Club, but I didn't want to grow to hate sailing. I think it is better to have loved and walked than to have loved and hated.
Now I am confined to skimming on the shore. Next summer I plan to be first mate on a yacht sailing around the British Virgin Islands!
I like to do a lot of things but never do them because of the hassles that come with the activities. I hope this changes because siting and stairing at a wall instead of playing video games because my mom bothers me every time I play video games is getin' pretty darn old.
HERE IS SOMTHING I FOUND INTERESTING:

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I play classical guitar. I shoot things with guns, yeah, I usually get a pretty good kick out of that. I skim board, and suck at it.
Land Yachting

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM!
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Music:

i like music, and dont feel like listing a bunch of crap, because that would be a waste of time

I feel really bad for making fun of my friend Cindy for saying somthing about having an interest in taking up LARPing, so here is a video that shows how much fun LARPing can be!

Movies:

Godfather I and II; godfather III doesn't even count, because no matter how many times I try, I can never finish that piece of crap.
My Blue Heaven, Steve Martin is a genious
The Graduate
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Sin City Mickey Rooney rocks
That Jean Claude Van Damme movie where he plays some foreign guy with a cheezy accent, and he gets mad because some fighter hurt his friend so he gets trained by some old asian guy in a hawiian shirt, and in the process he learns somthing about himself, and then kicks a bunch of dudes butts because they take turns to beat up on him when they could have all rushed him at once, and then he finally completes his training and goes to fight the guy who he has been training to fight, they exchange blows for a little, build a little suspense by cuting Jean Claude's eyebrow, and then when the bad guy reolizes he is going to lose he cheats or throws sand into Jean Claude's eyes, and Jean Claude gets kicked around a bit, but then focuses on what he learned in his training and kicks ass.
WAIT A MINUTE, THAT IS EVERY JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME MOVIE
Ong Bak Tony Jaa or whatever his name is a god
Wind and The Lion
The Brave One
Highlander
Leon, The Professional
Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward Scisorhands
Rocky II
The whole Evil Dead series, especially Army of Darkness
Suicide Club
any Zatoichi movie
Hard Boiled
Replacement Killers
Road to Perdition
GODZILLA!
Desperado
Harrold and Maude
The Terminator
Free and Easy 14
La Femme Nikita
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Ben Hur
Casa Blanca
Superman
Angus
Suicide Club
Major Payne
Kindergarden Cop
Fire and Ice
Puff The Magic Dragon
Powder
Sand Lot
Mad Max
The Road Warrior
The Neverending Story
Flash Dance
A Bronx Tale
Quiet Man
Sword in the Stone
Excalibur

Television:

I pretty much watch [adult swim], scifi, comedy central, Tech TV, and the food network. those motorcycle shows are cool too but i cant watch them because it makes me want to ride motorcycles and from what i have heard it is dangerous. ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE!!!
did I mention that I am addicted to [adult swim]

oh and no, I never even watched the wild and crazy kids show, I just posted it in my background because I am cool like that.

Books:

Curious George and Spot rock the house

Heroes:

to really answer the book thing, i really like the Horatio Hornblower series, in fact, besides LOTR(s) and dune it is like the only series that i have actually read.

My Blog

The Castle

Last thursday, I went to the castle with kim and erica. We were siting on one of the walls lining the bar where the dancers where the gogo dancers do their thing, and some creapy guy comes up to me an...
Posted by The Parrino on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:21:00 PST

Hava Nagila

Ok, So Ryan saw this flier on the wall in our dorm that was advertising Jewish speed dating sponsored by Hillel. Just in case you don't know, ryan and I are not jewish, but we look it, and this Hille...
Posted by The Parrino on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:32:00 PST

Part of me is DIEING!!!

yea, you heard me... The Goody Goody is closing... I am really depressed, I can't imagine life with out  the delicious hambergers at Goody Goody. I can't think about it without crying; which m...
Posted by The Parrino on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:59:00 PST

Bruce Campbell...

I met bruce campbell tonightand he told me offI went to his book signing,and I got there just when he stopped signing booksso I asked him if he would sign my Ash action figure from Army of Darkness, a...
Posted by The Parrino on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:07:00 PST

cops suck

I am going to do somthing like be a big brother/mentor for emotionally disturbed kids, it is a program called THINKids.So today I was filling out paperwork for this thing, and I had to go get it notar...
Posted by The Parrino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

am i really an ass hole?

I am 46 sshole/Bitch..I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.Take theA...
Posted by The Parrino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

abuela

Yeah, so today was Mothers Day. Mothers Day makes me sad. I don't like Mothers Day because it makes me think of my abuela who died a few years ago. I wanted to go to the cemetery today and visit he...
Posted by The Parrino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Call Me Hard Hat Harry

I was a construction worker today! I tore stuff down and rebuilt it! Demolition is fun! I earned one hundred bucks! Construction workering is hard work! I am proud!
Posted by The Parrino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rain

It is raining outside! I like watching the rain. Sometimes it is fun to see how long you can peel out in the rain. Try to beat 23 secconds! [count slowly] I peealed out for 23 secconds once. Reme...
Posted by The Parrino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sega CD

I got me a new Sega CD at Chunky's for shfifteen dolaraes today. It is sooooo cool. You wish you had one, I know it. Envy me. WOW
Posted by The Parrino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST