Jess - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm cute and I'm witty and I probably don't like you.
GIRLS --- KEEP YOUR BOYFRIENDS AWAY.

I am a self-confessed geek, I love my computer and computer games and I get beaten up by the cool kids all the time. I also love my job, which is sometimes scary (like right now because I have no contract and am technically unemployed) but when I am actually working is SUPER AWESOME and is definitely well within the realms of Stuff I Never Expected To Be Doing But Bloody Love.I like music a lot. If it was sad I would probably give it a little hug to cheer it up.Things that make me cheery:
cuddles
bouncing up and down
gin and tonic
being pissed up with my mates
being pissed up with anyone really, im not fussy
my lovely car who is a mini and whose name is etienne.
pound coins. not because i like money, i just really like pound coins
chocolate (duh)
rubber ducks
adding "face" to the end of peoples names
pretty eyeshadows
black eyeliner
talking about makeup with tazface
pissing about on the internet
sleeping
ps2
being a tv researcher
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My Interests

BoyS! Music. Being a geek. Talking to geeks. Filming things. Taking photographs. Looking at things. Bar work. My lovely hamster. CHIKINKI. Purple. Glitter. Falling over. Getting really drunk. Books. Watching sports people do not think I will enjoy. Playing guitar and flute badly. Extreme walking. Drinking water out of a bottle. Bombay Sapphire. Paperclips in little stacky tubs. Buying furniture. Being geeky. Playing multiplayer Theme Hospital and winning against medics.

I'd like to meet:

Brad Pitt. Johnny Depp. Angelina Jolie. Preferably all at the same time, naked.
Margaret Thatcher, for a natter and a cuppa.
Some people's parents, in order to tell them how to better bring up a child... SO THAT THEY ARE NOT A COMPLETE MORON.
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Music:

Radiohead. Muse. Transister. Dark Star. Gay Dad. The Killers. KASABIAN. THE COOPER BLOODY TEMPLE CLAUSE, ie TCTC. Kasabian. Blur. Smashing Pumpkins. Chikinki. Brand New. Bonnie Tyler. Pink Floyd. Blondie. Cream. Eric Clapton. Vex Red. The Editors. Interpol. Brendan Benson. OK Go. Easyworld. Jack Johnson. Transister. Jospeh Arthur. Idlewild. Skunk Anansie. Nine Inch Nails. Mars Needs Women. Fratellis. Guillemots. Aero Wave. Alexisonfire. City and Colour (EMO!) THE LOT. I LIKE ALL OF IT.

Movies:

Fight Club. American Beauty. Tomb Raider. YES, I SAID TOMB RAIDER.

Television:

The Mighty Boosh. Eastenders. Smoking Room. 6 Feet Under. Sex and The City. Desperate Housewives. S-C-motherfucking-rubs. QI. Did I mention the Mighty Boosh? 10 o'clock news (post-watershed GORE!!! in real time). Green Wing.

Books:

If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable Things.

Heroes:

Noel Fielding..