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About Me



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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ShizZ
Birthday: June 2
Birthplace: my moms vag
Current Location: Bert's casa
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: ^^
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Rican brah
The Shoes You Wore Today: ZooYork
Your Weakness: cream filling
Your Fears: ^^
Your Perfect Pizza: deep dish, extra cheese, bacon, beef, sausage, pepperoni,pineapple with parmesian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a 350lb bench press
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: =p
Thoughts First Waking Up: where...where am i...?
Your Best Physical Feature: my large intestine
Your Bedtime: hahahaha
Your Most Missed Memory: summer '06
Pepsi or Coke: Dpeps
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds? i always thought it was "McDonalds"...stupid fucking survey
Single or Group Dates: groups are maad ill
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: mikes hard tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: not
Cappuccino or Coffee: irish
Do you Smoke: def
Do you Swear: to the sun
Do you Sing: as well as i dance
Do you Shower Daily: chyea
Have you Been in Love: am currently
Do you want to go to College: surely
Do you want to get Married: dunno maybe
Do you belive in yourself: def
Do you get Motion Sickness: HELLS FAWKIN YEAH
Do you think you are Attractive: not rly
Are you a Health Freak: for the most part
Do you get along with your Parents: ^^
Do you like Thunderstorms: not. at .all
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: dude, i'm me
In the past month have you Smoked: ^^
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ^^
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no T_T
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes T_T
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gay
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: def not
In the past month have you been on Stage: sick stripper like
In the past month have you been Dumped: def not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah...my dick
Ever been Drunk: go up about 11
Ever been called a Tease: def
Ever been Beaten up: that one time
Ever Shoplifted: im the illest pathmark crook
How do you want to Die: when im really old and still playing halo and i get a killamanjarro
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fireman...seriously
What country would you most like to Visit: japan/puerto rico/philz
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: not gray
Short or Long Hair: long, def long
Height: atleast 3 inches shorter than me
Weight: people carry weight differently
Best Clothing Style: not a sluuty mcgooglestein
Number of Drugs I have taken: in a girl? i normally dont put my drugs in people before i take them
Number of CDs I own: not many
Number of Piercings: soon to be 3
Number of Tattoos: very soon to be 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple

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My Blog

haha sex

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll sho...
Posted by isnt that shit great? on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:09:00 PST

dead funny

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. How do you know when a baby is a de...
Posted by isnt that shit great? on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST