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Mr. Chris

I'm not a poet, I'm a lier

About Me

From Arizona, Babylon, Cookie Monster, to X-orcisms, Y? and ZapatismoI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Getting out of this hole, mixing, revolting, and of course, "Ella" (top friend, sorry Selma Hayek).

I'd like to meet:

christopher walken, the ghost of zapata, the ghost of che, the ghost of jesus, shakira, and the ghost of jam master j. We could close the restaurant.It would also be nice to meet my great grandparents and greater great grandparents, maybe 10 generations back or more ,as long as they're not scary, unless they're just joking and i think it's funny.

Music:

bad brains, propagandhi , dead kennedys, millions of dead cops, fugazi, tijuana no, swingin' utters, black flag, fifteen, lagwagon, morning glory, hi standard, minor threat, choking victim,circle jerks, g.i., killarmy, manic hispanic, 7 seconds, augustus pablo, cafe tacuba,wutang, manu chau, the descendents, dead prez, slackers, hepcat, the dwarves, immortal technique, the queers,the Vandals,union 13, the skatalites, sly and robby, the beastie boys, the doors, common, culture, team spider, voodooglowskulls, (old) NoFX, Rancid and of course the beach boys, blah...

Movies:

Rockers, Apocalypse Now, 3 amigos, zoolander, logans run, crash, a day without a mexican (mostly the concept actually), cidade de deus, salvador, bang rajan , the goonies, anchor man, 28 days later, shawn of the dead, murder in law, office space, hot fuzz and Babel,etc.

Television:

king of the hill and the phoenix suns. and jiminy glick. and teenage mutant ninja turtles, gi joe, the smurfs, and reading rainbow.

Books:

any Hocus Pocus (Kurt Vonnegut), some alduous huxley , some of that boring ass stuff like grapes of wrath.eric drooker(drawings) , mumia abu jamal, hg wells type shit, johnny the homicidal maniac, atomic aztecs, some dostoevskey, george orwell, and some other europeans. oh and La Raza Cosmica by Jose Vasconcelos,Volar sobre el Pantano by Carlos Cuauhtemoc Sanchez, and NoOne is Illegal.

Heroes:

i dont know, jesus ? 2 lifeguards from when i was a kid, god? GOD!! SAVE ME FROM THE BEES!!my parents and brothers for keepin me intact.i know one thing though, if i was a woman my sexual hero would be madonna bak in the 1980s. nobody got anything on her. and she Still looks good.

My Blog

Punk rockers looking for guitarist + three bonus tracks!

Yeah, so if anybody is wondering, i've been determined to bein in a band for a while and its been disappointing. it was cool when a regular customer at the product store i work at came in one day las...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:00:00 PST

FOR THOSE OF YOU GOING NUTS...

Stop! You have the Power to Help Yourself. Do You feel sorry for Yourself? Don't! Because it's only Going to Get Better from Here. Nothing is Easy. You have to Work to Be Happy. The Easy solutions wor...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

My Blood is thicker than your Head, a few notes on Jose Vasconcelos

..> anybody ever read "la raza cosmica"/"the cosmic race"? i didnt think so. this is a good book by the mexican essayist Jose Vasconcelos. Don't be afraid of mixing the races, the benefits are , u...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

boing. (spring!)

well  , march is coming to an end and i 'm sure you all are getting as sad as i am.  fucking spring time sucks. all these sweet flower smells and birds chirping, nasty   &nb...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

beach boys meet the misfits with a little drop of baby's sweet gerber goo.

..> i didnt make it outta house arrest (woo-oo, shibop bop, woo- oo shidiggity diggity) i got out before time was spent (woo -woo, shibop bop, shidiggity diggitydiggy) they even let me ou...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

cristobal colon , quien era un colon infectado

 Columbus is dead and he was probably some demon. before the ocean met the sky and he was sailing to "america", he had to convince the king and queen of spain, Ferd...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

camping with inmates

yup. dont drink  n drive. and don't do it again. and again.   i'll be back ladies n gents. love you all . c ...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

school

i'm goin bak to school in january and i thought i'd let you know why. it's so i can graduate.  i have 2 more semesters left and i might as well finish it off but let me just say something. co...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

Let It Be KNOWN.period.period.period....periods....periods....

i dont have the books with me so i could be making it up, or maybe i'm not. (pause, two , three, four) at any rate today is called thanksgiving in the u.s. of a. whatever those letters stand for ...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:11:00 PST

Get Together

Lets Get Together, talk about it, got no time no will not responsible get around it. turn into leather the skin exposes the inside. sweat n blood breakin out theres no more time to hide. i just want m...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:31:00 PST