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Dave Chizpamp

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Twas the Belmore Before Christmas

My friend Belmore has long hair. He's also difficult to get a hold of on the interweb superfreeway. This was a creative method I used. Apparently writing in this timber comes naturally to me.   C...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:18:00 GMT

The Deadliest Story of the Bering Sea

Dutch Harbor, Alaska. It's the 2006 Alaskan Red King Crab season. This season typically lasts for a mere three weeks, and in the past few years the number of crab boats on the Bering sea has diminish...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 13:42:00 GMT

A Couple Things from the News

Alright so I was doing the usual listening to my iPod whilst I merrily work away, when I decided I hadn’t checked the news in a good long while. So I remembered the iPod headset fits in computer...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:11:00 GMT

Nobody saved me any pizza!

Yeah so I had to get my car registered today and it’s like the last day- so this is mostly on me for waitin till the last day. But anyway, work springs free pizza on us today at 1:00, which is w...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Lemons

I tell you, when life hands you lemons- you should use those lemons to do things that are practical. For instance, you can use lemons as garnishes or for a mild kick in your glass of water. Lemons al...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:29:00 GMT

The Colorado Shootings

Not the Columbine guys, but the asshole who shot people up at religious organizations.http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2007/dec /12/gunmans-postings-blasted-christians-praised-self-c/You can find ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:51:00 GMT

Success Is Not No Violence

I have to say, the President of the United States of America is one of the stupidest idiots I've ever seen. I've seen a fair amount of stupid idiots. I've had idiots try to explain how it makes sense ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:20:00 GMT

Things that can happen to you that suck.

My Grandmother is 88 years old. Holy shit. I'm never amazed that a human being's body remains in working condition naturally for so long, I'm more impressed at the fact that- so many things can h...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 17:14:00 GMT

Carlos Mencia Steals Shit?

Many of you know I'm an aspiring comedian. I've grown up watching stand up comedy and I study it and treat it like an art. Today I have stumbled upon something disturbing. Carlos M...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:48:00 GMT

My Own Conspiracy Theory

First of all, understanding what I'm trying to say is easy- for anyone who's not stupid and ugly. It just takes a little open-mindedness and the courage to ask questions. After all, Benjamin Franklin ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:08:00 GMT