Jose[CUERVO]

August 28, 2007: Forget what was written and read what I'll write...

The champagne tastes amazing...it makes it easier to cope.  Its not life, but stress, people, humans, and as the buzz begins I realize how much easier life is when you just dont care about it any...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST

August 25, 2007: Something about masturbation? (or lackthereof)

Stepmommy is MIA as we go to dinner with my father. Something about being sick.  Luckily for everyone at the table, I'm not in the mood to call this out and remain silent. Whatever. The Fash...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:55:00 PST

August 24, 2007: Ignorance, for a split second, turning into bliss.

My back is still in pain and I have no one in town to blame for that anymore. Great, thanks. Someone gets shot on t.v. and I decide to put on some board shorts and go swimming, its early enough that t...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:36:00 PST

August 23, 2007: Were all going to Hell (via Disney Channel)

The newstand is nothing special, just a plain old newstand, and as I'm walking by I do a double take and quickly cover my mouth to hide the incoming sound of disbelief.  A new issue of Rolli...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:59:00 PST

August 22, 2007: No, I really DONT know where your dog is, ma’am...

The dog was hit by a massive SUV and was dragged along for God knows how long until the driver stopped, pulled out in reverse, and drove off.  I know this only because I happened to be driving ri...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

August 21, 2007: North Korea and Verne Troyer.

Im driving along Charleston, on my way to eat lunch with my dad. I'm talking to myself (as I tend to do on a regular basis, dont ask) when I realize this slightly neurotic looking woman glaring a...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST

August 20, 2007: Dinner from Hell

My mother calls me as I'm driving home from the mall, says the Corsos are inviting us to dinner tonite and that I need to get ready.  Its not a request, its an order.  Fine. Ruins my previou...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST

August 19, 2007: Sober intoxication.

 i went to church today for the first time in months.  The small bottle of champagne helps the spaghetti go down alot easier as Amanda and I tear up another restaurant.  I sit wit...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:18:00 PST

August 18, 2007: Four Washington Red Apples later...

Sapporo turns out to be better than I expected and I walk out of there thinking of my bed and ONLYmy bed. and then the my phone rings.  and usually I'm not so put off by phone calls.  until ...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

August 17, 2007: DeathByCologne(and Furniture)

and all I remember thinking was, " I'm going to lose more brain cells thanks to this "cologne" and blaring music than that massive pitcher(s?) of sangria I had last night" the place was mass...
Posted by Jose[CUERVO] on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST