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About Me

i love dinosaur sex :0
i'm diabetic so don't feed me salt
the hardest part of becoming a vegetarian was giving up butterflies :(
guitarist
skateboarding
shows
when i'm alone in my room i take off my clothes and put on my pokemon hat and vest, and recreate erotic scenes using my body pillow as Misty and myself as Ash. of course, i tape her face on for added effect.
MUSIC IS MY LIFE! ...along with quesadillas

I ♥ my wife Angie's boobs XD

My Interests

Music, Skateboarding
Setting up cameras in women's changerooms
Spinning my dreidel during Hannukah
Dancing to Ricky Martin with my latino boyfriend Juan
Egging churches

I'd like to meet:

YOU

Music:

SOOOOOOOOO much shit, theres too much to list but i listen to some rap, r&b, pop, rock, mostly hardcore, metal, death metal, beyonce knowles and that kidna shit XD

Heroes:

smokey the forest fire prevention bear, sexual harassment panda, my mom the nun, tom jones, my first girlfriend steve, my playgirl playmate david