Hey, my name is Jared, blah blah blah, I'm Straightedge and I'm a vegetarian, blah blah blah, and, as you might've guessed, I'm incredibly boring, blah blah blah, go away.
Heavyfuckingmetal
Brutal video games
Horror
Being Edge
Being 21
Zombie Movies
Black Everything
Big Gulps
Diet Pepsi
Coffee
Smiling
Staying up late
Sleeping in
Parks
Sunsets
Buying CDs