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Knight in Rusted Armor

It all started to go downhill the day I learned to wipe my own ass

About Me



My Interests

I like to hang out with friends, at the bar, at a house, watching movies, going to concerts: I think I've been to more concerts in the last year and a half than the combined rest of my life. I'm a huge fan of the Chicago White Sox and the Chicago Bears. Those are my main sports. Like the Blackhawks and the Bulls, but hockey doesn't get enough coverage and I hate the NBA as a league.

I'd like to meet:

God... He invented boobs. Life is good

Music:

Lets see, it might be easier to say what music I DON'T like, but I'll try anyway... In no particular order: Tool, Atreyu, Killswitch Engage, Black Label Society, A Perfect Circle, Mnemic, Mudvayne, Korn, Metallica, Pantera, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, Pearl Jam, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Muse, Avenged Sevenfold, Motley Crue, Guns 'n' Roses, Theory of a Deadman, Sevendust, Nonpoint, Nine Inch Nails, I don't feel like typing any more

Movies:

Anything by Kevin Smith , Lord of the Rings - Special Extended DVD Edition, of course (I even have the trivial pursuit for it...I'm such a dork), Boondock Saints, Requiem For A Dream, Memento, Star Wars Episodes III - VI (Goodbye Jar-Jar)

Television:

Most things on the Discovery Channel or Learning Channel, like Mythbusters, Miami Ink, American Chopper, Overhaulin', the History Channel can be pretty cool too. Other than that, mainly just sports. I'm not willing to let myself get locked into TV shows anymore, I go out too much

Books:

Crap, I'll read just about anything. The Harry Potter books are great, Lord of the Rings is awesome, but hard to read, I like almost everything by Michael Crichton, James Patterson, Dean Koontz is pretty good. Some of my favorite books are To Kill A Mockingbird, I think I've read it over 100 times, Snow Falling on Cedars, Once and Future King, Catcher in the Rye, a lot of books you were supposed to read in high school are a lot better as you get older

My Blog

One of God’s greatest decisions...

... is that everybody dies.  My grandmother's caretake told me that the other day.  I couldn't decide if that thought depressed the hell out of me, or if I found it profound and uplifting.My...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:03:00 PST

Just to shut Stacie up...

Tag!  Blah blah blah, list 10 random or strange facts about yourself, blah blah blah.  I did this 2 years ago with 6, so I’ll add 4 more just so I don’t have to hearabout it any ...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST

Major Change In The Works...

Okay, so anybody that knows me knows that I like to party.  I go out all the time, like to throw down a few beers, like to do some shots every now and again. Well, I am hereby announcing that it ...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:42:00 PST

Fear

     Fear.  What a word.  It never has a good connotation. All the time you see things like "No Fear," "Fear Nothing," "Don't let Fear rule your life."  Everybo...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:55:00 PST

Force Feeding

So this is what I hate - I got this bulletin a couple times today, and I've seen many, many others like it:This may make you stop and think... very true and very sad.Why do we sleep in church,but when...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

From/For the ladies...

      So, I've been bored at work (go figure) and I've been looking at a lot of peoples pages.  And I've noticed that there seems to be a theme running on most of th...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST

Go Fuck Yourself

To all the dickeads out there...go fuck yourselfTo all the bitches out there...go fuck yourselfTo anyone who's ever made me feel like I'm worth something, just to rub my nose in shit...go fuck yoursel...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:05:00 PST

Now I Know....

Not only am I an asshole, I'm also a world class, grade-A, complete fucking idiot.  Its refreshing to know that
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:56:00 PST

I've been tagged ....bitch

Okay, I was tagged to this, and I said eh, what the fuck.  Six strange facts about myself.  If I tag you, you must do the same.1. I absolutely despise not having my shirt tucked in.  I ...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:22:00 PST

God...The Definitive Answer

I have realized that the definitive prof for the existence of God lies not in the skies, not in a Book, not in our minds.  It lies in our mouths and our stomachs.  The proof of God is junk f...
Posted by Knight in Rusted Armor on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST