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BEER IS GOOD!!!

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.

About Me

This is my Bud Light. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Bud Light is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Bud Light is useless. Without my Bud Light I am useless. I must drink my Bud Light true. I must drink faster than my enemy, who is trying to out drink me. I must drink his before he drinks mine. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Bud Light and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. Using your hands

Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.

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My Interests

Sports (Lakers, Angels, Chargers, Pakers), Outdoors, Camping, Fishing, Hiking, Snowboarding, Hot Rods and Custom Motorcycles.
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I'd like to meet:


Your Birthdate: August 22
You tend to be understated and under appreciated.
You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way.
People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little.
Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know.

Your strength: Standing up for what you know is true

Your weakness: You tend to be picky and rigid

Your power color: Silver

Your power symbol: Square

Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are Dr. Pepper
You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you.
People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do.

Your best soda match: Root Beer

Stay away from: 7 Up What Kind of Soda Are You?

Music:

Everything from country to Sinatra to Metal to Rap.

Movies:

figure out these quotes and you'll get some.If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!--------There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?-----I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.-----As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!-----She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention.-----You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.-----Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.-----Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!-----You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you.-----Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage-----On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.-----Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.-----Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.-----It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.-----The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed.-----And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man! There were some gases leaking outta my butt that day!-----Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.-----Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.----- Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!-----I only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.-----I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.-----Every day above ground is a good day.-----Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?-----I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!-----I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

Television:

FIRST AND FORMOST LAKERS THEN OTHER SPORTS(EXCEPT THE WNBA OR SOCCER), CSI, LAW AND ORDER, GRAYS ANATOMY, BOSTON LEGAL, MOSTLY ANYTHING ON DISCOVERY, TLC, OR HISTORY CHANNEL.

Books:

GO OUTSIDE

Heroes:

my dad

My Blog

Beer Prayer

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgiv...
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

Top reasons why beer is better than a woman.

Top reasons why beer is better than a woman 1. You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer. 4. A beer will wait in the car while you go a...
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

Fishing vs. Sex

#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.  #19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.  #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.  #17 - It is perf...
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

Dear Alcohol,

Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ev...
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:57:00 PST

BEER THEORIES....

Beer Theories........... Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I...
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:47:00 PST

NOT SO SIMPLE THOUGHTS

Cherishing YouFalling In love With Yourself Many people, in seeking out love, tend to look outward rather than inward. Yet falling in love with yourself can be just as wonderful an experience as fall...
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

nap time

I feel good just back from lunch and sitting at my desk pretending to work. Just locked my office door for a nice little 15 minute nap. Man I could sleep longer. Why can't we have nap time at work. Go...
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

spell check

I love and hate my laptop. I can't spell at all and these so called smart people who make computer programs were nice enough to give us idiots spell check. 99% of the time it will correct your sp...
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 09:34:00 PST

BEER

"Beer messes with your head...I saw a chick that was hot as hell when I was drunk..then when I was sober I found out she was a cardboard cutout of a fat chick."
Posted by BEER IS GOOD!!! on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:29:00 PST