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FUCKING KIM!

Beer so much more than just a breakfast drink.

About Me

a cold beer puts a smile on my face, especially when it’s following a shot. i sing in the shower and dance just about everywhere i go. I can't stand drama! I absolutely love sarcasm. I couldn't ask for a better best friend (love ya nash). I am me, and i love who i am inside and out.

My Interests

Cold beverages.
Stick em in the fridge, stick em in the fridge, stick em in the fridge, stick em in the fridge!

I'd like to meet:

"That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."

Music:

Anything that makes me feel.

Movies:

"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang..."
Freeway
Primal Fear
Tommy boy
The Saint
Dirty Dancing
Tombstone
Better off Dead
Beerfest
Fast times at Ridgemont High
Four Rooms
40 year old virgin
Closer
True Romance
Fear in Loathing in Las Vegas
Ghostbusters
Clueless
Very Bad Things
Dumb and Dumber
Weird Science
Three Amigos
Up in Smoke
Super Troopers
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Kimberly and Natasha's home movies...........

Television:

Weeds
Seinfeild
Greys Anatomy
Friends
Scrubs
Entourage
nip tuck
Heroes
Prison Break
i can't remember the last time i watched any of these shows due to my unhealthy obsession with the night life.

Books:

Are better on tape.

Heroes:

My Dad!
and of course.... Captain Planet