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T. Bird

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...

About Me

Your results:
You are Superman Superman 95% Spider-Man 90% Hulk 80% The Flash 75% Robin 65% Green Lantern 60% Catwoman 60% Batman 55% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 30% Iron Man 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

Generally, just good stories. I can sit and listen to hours to someone who has the ability to tell a story. Or a good book. Or comics. I write stories because I can't tell them very well. (My mind has a hard time trying to look for the right word to use. So if you've ever talked to me and find that I sometimes pause mid-sentence now you know why.)

I'd like to meet:

Whoever. For the most part, people are cool. Then you get those stupid ones. damn stupid ones...

Music:

I've been listening to a lot of different stuff lately. But I'd have to say that at the moment my favorite band is MeFirst and the Gimme Gimme's, a cover band that turns everything they play into a rockin' punk song. I'm equally as surprised as most people who know me when you can open up my cd case and find KISS, Anthrax, Hank Williams, H.I.M., Etta James, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, and a lot of other junk you've probably never heard of.

Movies:

The weird stuff.

Television:

Aside from catching the news every now and then, I don't watch much TV.

Books:

For quite a while now I've been reading stuff mostly from Hunter S. Thompson and Chuck Palaniuk. I guess a good way to get into their books is through the movies based on their books. A couple of films you might have heard of called Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Fight Club.

Heroes:

Believe it or not, there are too many to name. My heroes range from historical figures to some guy I saw last week who did the right thing. Heroes are out there. You just have to look.

My Blog

who here really expects the unexpected?

Alright. A few weeks ago I posted a blog about my new girlfriend Candy. Well she just happens to be my ex-girlfriend now. No hard feelings or anything, we're still about as friends as a couple of ex's...
Posted by T. Bird on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:09:00 PST

mmmmmm..... Candy....

Yeah. A while ago I declared that I am an ugly, weird and terrible person. I decided it was a lot easier to swallow than to keep telling myself I've been having really bad luck with women for the past...
Posted by T. Bird on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:07:00 PST

and counting...

Neato completeo. As of this day I now have three months left in the United States Navy. Now I want to be positive that my terminal leave has been approved. That meas we knock another month off that th...
Posted by T. Bird on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:32:00 PST

Life on paper

Ok, here goes. I'm writing a book. I guess you could say I've been writing a book since I was 15, but I just never knew it until recently. There's a website that does a lot of stuff for you called lul...
Posted by T. Bird on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:58:00 PST

Happy Thanksgiving

Yep, it's that time of year again where White people and Indians gather around the table in peace and harmony to eat a dead bird and other miscellaneous things. That time of year where everyone stuffs...
Posted by T. Bird on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 01:07:00 PST

This weather needs to continue to suck...

Ok, I've been writing this crazy story the past few nights. I really don't know if it's one of the better things I've written but I can tell you that I told Ian one thing about it and he told me I was...
Posted by T. Bird on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:36:00 PST

Good God!!

I must have had an account at myspace for over a year now but never done anything with it!! I think I created it, added a little information, and then never logged on again. Since that all went down I...
Posted by T. Bird on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 04:00:00 PST