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Daron Silvers

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I Love Poetry, Long Walks On The Beach And Poking Dead Things With A Stick.

I Hate Everyone. Please Make A Note Of It.

I Put The Fun In Funeral.

I Put The Laughter In Slaughter.

Everyday I Think People Can't Get Any Stupider. Everyday I'm Proven Horribly Wrong.

When I Can't Sleep, I Count The Number Of Buckles On My Straight Jacket.

Sarcasm. It Beats Killing People.

Not Good At Empathy, How About Some Sarcasm?

Sarcasm Is Your Body's Natural Defense Against Stupid.

Don't Leave...Your Humiliation Ss Very Important To Me.

Think...It's Not Illegal Yet.

The Sun Is Trying To Kill Me.

If Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them Into People's Eyes.

I Heart Punching Your Face.

I Know Violence Isn’t The Answer; I Got It Wrong On Purpose.

I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like.

If I Had Balls, They Would Be Bigger Than Yours.

I'm Not Shy, I'm Just Quietly Examining My Prey.


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My Interests

My swords...

Vampires...

Medieval Times, Gothic Art, and Chivalry...

Wolves...

Video Games...Mostly The Legend of Zelda...

Ghosts,Ghost Hunting and The Paranormal...

I'd like to meet:

Rose McGowan

Amy Lee

Christina Ricci

Jennifer Tilly

Music:

Rammstein, DethKlok, E Nomine, Psychostick, AFI, Evanescece, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, KillSwitch, Marilyn Mansion, Atreyu, Otep, Bleeding Through, My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Matchbox Twenty, Mindless Self Indulgence, Say Anything, Panic At the Disco, System of A Down, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Danny Elfman, Tarken, Cradle of Filth, Dr. Bombay,German rock, metal, and techno, Romanian rock, metal and techno, DDR songs, Jpop, Jmetal, Jrock, Zelda Music, other video game music, other rock, metlal and techno.

Movies:

The Mothman Prophecies, White Noise, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleeping Beauty, V for Vendetta, Donnie Darko, Man in the Iron Mask, The Hours, Devil in The Flesh, Heavenly Creatures, Cursed, The Crucible, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Dogma, Mallrats, other Kevin Smith Movies, Faces of Death, The Best of Banned and other snuff movies, Sin City, The Kill Bill Movies, other Quentin Tarantino movies, Jay and Silent Bob Movies, The Addams Family Movies, The Zorro Movies, The Ace Ventura Movies, The Austin Powers Movies, Disney Movies, The Muppet Movies, The Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movies, The Bourne Movies, The Chucky Movies, The Final Destination Movies, The Highlander Movies, The Puppet Master Movies, The Tales of The Crypt Movies, All the Alfred Hitchcock Movies, Movies made by Rob Zombie, Stupid Funny Movies, Really bad B Horror Moves, Actually Horror Movies, Movies with Jennifer Tilly, Rose McGowan, Christina Ricci, Kate Winslit, Bernadette Peters and Vincent Prince in them because I fucking love them.

Television:

Extreme Ghost Stories, Rescue Mediums, Golden Girls, Will and Grace, Frasier, The Nanny, The Addams Family, The Munsters, Tales of The Crypt, Spongebob SquarePants, The Fairly OddParents, WWE: Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown, Drawn Together, South Park, Family Guy, The Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Home Movies, Metalocalypse, Moral Orel, Robot Chicken, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Samurai Champloo, S-Cry-Ed, Trigun, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Straberry Panic!, Hellsing, Sayuki. Other Lifetime, AdultSwim shows. History Shows, Ghost Shows.

Books:

"The Crucible." "The Great Gatsby." "Catcher in the Rye." "Of Mice and Men." "The Scarlet Letter." "Death of A Salesman." "Dracula" "A Midsummer Night’s Dream." 'Romeo and Juliet." "1984." "Once Upon a Dyke; New Exploits of Fairy Tale Lesbians." "Bell, Book and Dyke; New Exploits of Magical Lesbians" "Stake Through the Heart; New Exploits of Twilight Lesbians." "Call of The Dark." Works by: Edgar Allan Poe Shakespeare Robert Frost Nathaniel Hawthorne Ernest Hemingway Emily Dickinson Sylvia Plath Virginia Wolf

Heroes:

V from "V For Vendetta"

Dr. Byron Orpheus from "The Venture Brothers"

Brock Samson from "The Venture Brothers"

Damien from "The Omen"

Dr. Jack Kevorkian aka "Dr. Death"

Alucard from "Hellsing"

Gomez Addams from "The Addams Family"

My Blog

Back Surgery

So um, I don't know if you all know, but I'm finally getting back surgery. I noticed that part of my blogs have been about my back, so here's another one. If you think I write too much about my back, ...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:02:00 PST

My Little Black Room...

I want to live in a little black room. It would be dark and have blood red walls. I'd sleep in a giant canopei bed with black silk and satin bedding. There will be no windows in my little black room a...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:03:00 PST

Kellie's Theme Song

"Whisper"Catch me as I fallSay you're here and it's all over nowSpeaking to the atmosphereNo one's here and I fall into myselfThis truth drives meInto madnessI know I can stop the painIf I will it all...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:45:00 PST

Davers State

Fuck this. I was asleep at 6:00 This morning, and I was beginning to dream the news, which I always wake up to. But today was different, yeah, I began to realize I was dreaming that Danvers State (if ...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST

Mmm, Bloody Good Idea.

I got an MRI done on my head today. They made me lay down on this padded table. Then they put a thing over my head with a mirror on it so that I could watch what they were doing behind a big glass win...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:13:00 PST

Best-Dream-Ever!

So I was laying on the couch, watching Sleeping Beauty 2 (lol) and my family (on my moms side) came over. I knew my Uncle John, (whom I dispise because of all the shit he has done to my grandma and th...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:03:00 PST

It's Hopeless.

So, I went to my doctor today for a meeting about my back. Basically, it's hopeless. There is NOTHING they can do. Nothing is working, and they cann't doanything to help the pain or make the disk...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

45 Fun Things To Do At A Funeral...

  Ask whose funeral it is. Look at your watch a lot. Videotape the burial. Wear something pink. Offer tissues to mourners, for a reasonable price. Gasp and say you think you left your...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:29:00 PST

I Fucking Hate People...

If anyone bitches about my back, I hope you fall down a fucking flight of stairs and then a year later, fall on some ice, and see how it feels. Then maybe you can know how someone with three herniated...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

When I Can't Sleep, I Count The Number of Buckles On My Straight Jacket...

...but it's not working now. I've been up since 11:30 and it's now 4:30. Now I'm going to take a shower and fix my profile until 6:00. I have NO idea why I can't sleep. Before I went to bed, I felt a...
Posted by Daron Silvers on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:43:00 PST