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Baby Momma squared

I can make a dress out of a feed-bag baby, I can make a man outta you!

About Me

I take on life like Christopher Walken takes on Fatboy Slim

My Interests

cooking billiards archaeology ancient gods and cultures midget wrestling MUSIC of almost all kinds MOHAWKMOHAWKMOHAWK painting my room art traveling reading swimming camping target shooting and my friends...I don't think I forgot much here..oh yeah horse back riding skiing eating good food wine....and mohawks...I looove the mohawks....

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I'd like to meet:

Seriously, ALL YOU CAN EAT.

Music:

I never sleep alone
The music holds me in its arms.
Better than any man, It never lets me go.
Better than any woman,never pushes me away.
Better than the alcohol, it doesn't make me feel alone. The radio dept, hit by a car, rancid, most classical music, CocoRosie 3, jolie holland, the whitest boy alive, metric, the sounds, stereo totale, the prototypes, Bjork, caesars palace, white town, sepultura, pantera, SLAYER, the shins, the slits, the kills, sonic youth, keane, snow patrol, they might be giants, concombre zombie, lower class brats, agent orange, scott biram, honky, the pixies, radiohead, the cure, new order, and I am totally not typing any more cuz it would take too long. Ask me to share my itunes, and my limewire music, with you. Better yet, lets listen to it together.

Movies:

Watching movies at Alamo has become a lot easier to remember since I quit drinking. I love a good zombie flick, super gory asian movies, horror films, g rated kids movies, old school classics like the labyrinth, dark crystal, legend, and super stupid comedys like ones with will farrel, steve carrell, adam sandler, etc. The ones that you are almost embarassed to laugh at or even watch sober.

Television:

Booooo TV, Booooooo!!!!

Books:

Lots of em...mostly fiction but I have a pretty open mind as far as reading different types of literature. I like to read them when I HAVE A MOHAWK. Awwwww, I miss my mohawk... :(

Heroes:

Anyone who is striving for or has already become what they truly aspire to be. My Mom (AKA GaGa). Who would be even cooler with a mohawk. Still haven'teen able to convince her though.

My Blog

Glorious bosoms

This actually has nothing to do with bosoms, I just like the word bosoms. And paired with glorious, ahhh, music to my ears, and it foes roll nicely off the tongue. Anyway. Yesterday was pretty much th...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

Mind abuzzzzzz

The dreeeaaams....so many lately, which is normal, but the different bit is the guest-starring of people that are key or prominent in my life. Usually I don't dream about people I know, unless somethi...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

glug-glug-glug

I am drowning. Must get out of this muck that I carelessly wandered into....
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:30:00 PST

Intellectual swine

In a haughty self induced rage, you squeal about the ignorance of not knowing the difference between mussels and scallops, loud enoughto drown out anyone elses voice. Take another drag off the cigarre...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

No reason except being alive....

And the awkwardness sets in. My jaw refuses to unclench, joining conspiratorily with my forehead that is wrinkled in worry and confusion, though I am not confused about anyting, I don't think, am I? M...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

Something wicked this way comes

Oh. Wait. It's just my mood.  I am in a foul mood. It would be best for those who I love and care about to steer clear of me today, I can pretend for strangers, but you, my dear friends, get to...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

bands bands bands

Bands I have seen in the past week that I love: The Presets The Rapture The Last Gasp Agent Orange Concombre Zombi Damage Case The Slits The Apes Signal Lost Artimus Pyledriver And tonight, the crow...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST

A better use for money than booze..

Unthinkable, I know, but since deciding to go to shows I have spent considerably less money. I don't really know how this happens.  But even with ticket prices, and drink prices at emos, and the ...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:22:00 PST

kill me now. aka bitchfest 2006.

Why. I never asked for this. This natural pregnancy test, that tells you that you aren't pregnant EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MONTH. But along with the good news of not being pregnent, hi, guess what, you ge...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

I need a hug and a cookie and aleve

This morning I woke to rain pouring down outside my friends house...I rode from 47th and red river to guadalupe to catch the bus.  I was soaked. It was nice except for the way the rain in my eyes...
Posted by Baby Momma squared on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST