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I love music, especially live music. Hanging out with laid back people and having a good time. I love laughing and making people laugh. My goal in life is to have fun always! I like pirates, coffee (that's why I work at a coffee shop), and making out! I don't like being around negative jerk mouths. Yeah buddy. I have neurotic phobias and I change my hair color regulary. I am honest, I am myself, I will not people please, and I am a bit crazy...all my friends are well aware of this. I collect silk slips, necklaces, sharp knives for cutting things, and polyester clothes. I have a blanket named Woobie that I have had since I was a little kid. However, Woobie is no longer a blanket and is now just a ball of stringy seaweed cotton which I put on my face while I am sleeping. Sometimes I smell it and it smells like heaven every time.....just ask Michael Rickett, he ate a piece of Woobie and liked it at first. Now he will have a part of Woobie for life because I'm sure Woobie is lodged in Mr. Rickett's intestines. There are tiny peices of woobie all over my apartment and I fucking like it! Most of my good friends are jealous of mine and Woobie's relationship because it will never add up to what Woobie and I have together! I like frozen vanilla soy yogurt alot, probably more than you and I enjoy creeping people out. I pretty much try to cross the line when ever I can and have been known to have crass/sailor like tendencies. I am addicted to chapstick and at times have been on a mission to self destruct, but only for short intervals. I have a few alter egos.....Grandpa Morris/Jack Diesel/etc etc.....Friends may come and go, but Michael Roo is FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!