Andrew - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Youngest of 3 brothers, always seem to be making some mistake that one of them has already made. But hey, that's life and I'm supposed to make them. I like to have fun, so... these things happen. I'm in my third year as a student at The Ohio State University and I still don't know what I am gonna be doing with my life. Yet, I have the best girlfriend who goes to Marietta College (such a god awful place ;-) ). Also, I have the best friends a guy could ask for, they always have my back for anything... Anyway, I will occassionally post a joke or a story for you all to look at and comment on if you'd like. Hope you enjoy them.

My Interests

I don't know what I can say for this. I love baseball and I'll play it whenever I get a chance. Though baseball is my favorite, I'll play almost anything that I know how. I enjoy hanging out with my friends and meeting new people because you never know what'll happen. I seem to drive around a lot more than I probably should but it's way too much fun to not. Also, speed is key, so it's always good to have someone down the road scouting for the speed traps. Being down at Ohio State is the time of a lifetime, the people, parties, classes, and oh yeah the sports. Always have to be the best Buckeye possible.

I'd like to meet:

You, if you're fun. ;-)

Music:

Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds, Billy Joel, Coldplay, Creed, Five For Fighting, Green Day, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Stephen Lynch, Matchbox Twenty, Nickelback, Offspring, Revis, Staind, The Beatles, The Temptations, They Might Be Giants, 3 Doors Down, Weird Al Yankovic, and tons more.

Movies:

I love almost all movies. I watch action/adventure, comedy, drama, horror, science fiction, and when I am with the girl, occassionally a chick flick. Some of my favorite movies would have to be: anything by Adam Sandler, Disney movies, and oh yeah, Star Wars. What can I say, George Lucas is a genius. Anyway, tell me about a movie and I'll watch it, but most likely, I have already seen it.

Television:

Family Guy, some of Adult Swim, Home Improvement, Boy Meets World, The O.C., American Chopper, ESPN, I just watch too much to keep going.

Books:

Books... who actually reads. Well, you can never go wrong with Shakespeare and Beowulf is just classic. Other than that, what's a book?

My Blog

The Blond Joke To End All Blond Jokes

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 06:30:00 PST

The Speeder

A County Deputy pulled a car over on I-55 about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 11:21:00 PST

The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:57:00 PST

Tenjewberrymuds

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following i...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 08:30:00 PST

Good Manners

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students : "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go t...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:16:00 PST

The Thermodynamics of Hell

The Thermodynamics of Hell and mid-term logic. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the profes...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 08:08:00 PST

A Hole Behind

Well, I decided to share a joke I heard the other day with you all. Hope you enjoy. A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:45:00 PST