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Paint your butt white and run with the antelopes!!

About Me

Well what can I say, I live in this puke-sack of a town Sacramento where little trolls come out at night and nibble on my toes. I truly think you can't kill a man who has no hope and my grand pappy once said; " The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat providing the mass of the ass is constant!!!" Every morning I come out of my slumber and wonder why adam and eve messed everything up, now a million years later I have to go to work for a living. Why can't I go to New Zealand for the rest of my life and study sheep? On a serious note I do enjoy my life, I'm a big fan of all board sports, moto, football, basketball, working out, (cutting my toe nails ) fishing, volleyball, ( turning my underwear inside out ), and just kickin it with da boys. Pennywise put it best; "If you're ever in a tuff situation, we'll be there with no hesitation, brotherhood is a rule we can not bend." I would like to have a dog though!!!
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My Interests

All that this world can offer, what do you know about youself if you haven't tried it?

I'd like to meet:

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What Is Your Battle Cry?


Y ea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the terrain! It is Clayton, hands clutching a mighty sword! He screams gutterally:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"


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Music:

I'm a big fan of most music....Punk, rap, metal, country....if it has a beat I can listen to it. Video code provided by Music Video Codes

Movies:

I'm a big fan of Joe Dirt, just because it has Brittany Daniels in it. I'm big on action movies, comedy....Ladies were going to throw romance out of this box right now....I also like documentaries.

Television:

SPORTS!!!

Heroes:

"I do not say these things because of the brute nature of it. I say these things because I feel any man's finest hour, the moment that he holds all dear, is that moment he works his heart out in a good cause and lays exausted on the field of battle...Victorious!!!" Vince Lambardi