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About Me

Ethan? AISW? Whatever happened to IFA?!? I've rented out my secret silverlake bunker and I'm living the downtown dream. I enjoy looking out my window and waiting for people to get mugged or stabbed. Another thing I like is cheap DJ equipment. My pet peeves are people who like Zach and people who like Ethan. I've grown to incorporate sleeveless clothing into every aspect of my day which makes me a stronger person. I've been married to my beautiful wife for 4 years! Oh and I like swimming in pools.

My Interests

dancing and fighting and fight dancing and writing trashy novels

I'd like to meet:

Dave Gahan and Andrew Fletcher and Martin GOre and Alan Wilder, Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon, Alex James and Dave Rowntree. oh and Peaches.

Music:

Stevie Kix and the Giant Robot, Erebus Nyx and Styx and anything with a drum machine and tits and FUCKING DEPECHEMODE, WARSAW, NEW ORDER and BLUR.

Movies:

Killer Shrimps

Television:

don't have cable so I only watch whatever is on channel 9

Books:

Join the future. To Blog or not to Blog? Now is the blog and flicktion is the genre. You're gonna love what I've found. Find the doorbells of florence if you can. I have a link if you insist, but you should find it on your own. I'm busy turning flicktion into flicktionettes and moving to Japan for a quick second. I've got 2 going as we speak. I'm also into ANything I've written and Dan Brown shit and Mark Twain, and any zine by defactodeathcamp, NEW NEW NEW BOOK coming out called The Lofty Riches. Also: SKYSCRAPER is in blook form. Venice Via Venice. Ship of Fools. The Race. A companions guide to navigating the Galaxy. Etc, Etc. ICON was huge in '02, Jean-Marc is still groundbreaking and Hollywood 2000! I enjoy Mark Twain and more Mark Twain. Buy me some Mark Twain for a present. I've recently gotten into Hemingway as I found out that he recovered in my wifes home town. I also enjoy reading craigslist rants/raves section for strange towns and any wierd shit the kids at work come up with.

Heroes:

'95 Zach and Ethan and my dog and the doorbells of florence author, andrewlos at flickr.com

My Blog

Skyscraper novella Oct. 2007

Heres' another for 2007: Skyscraper. The tale of a dude and his guys and some chicks on the way to Mars. Things get mixed up, but in the end nothing really matters. Nihilism you spray...
Posted by Pools on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:33:00 PST

2007 Blook series opener

The re-release of an old favorite, in blook form. Venice Via Venice is a time travel romance novella. Our Hero, Dennis, is stuck between a rock and a hard place and he doesn't even k...
Posted by Pools on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

December 2005 Skybar piece

SKYBAR STORYclick above link for story.
Posted by Pools on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:23:00 PST

"Hare Hare," he moans, "Hare Hare."

"Dont play the fool, bitch." "Fuck you, squire Nathan", Master Teeton murmurs under her breath. "Fuck you too." Nathan says It was to...
Posted by Pools on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Burn you're skateboards and buy a porsche

I'll kill you in my new porsche. Ethan was like all "I'm really bummin on my Malibus." and I was like all "Dude, why don't you just be nice to her and get on the malibus." and he was like all, "V...
Posted by Pools on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my tom farewell non-haiku

And then I deleted him as a friend but he understands He's got a million of them.
Posted by Pools on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST