A SHRINE TO MYSELF AND THE GLORY OF LIFE ITSELF... |
My friend sent me an e-mail in which he mentioned that he and wife-to-be are starting a shrine to themselves. I couldn't help but get caught up in the spirit of the thing and coming up with the ...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Sun, 18 May 2008 08:03:00 PST |
PANIC IS ON THE WAY...SHOCKING REVELATIONS FROM A DESPERATE MAN IN DESPERATE TIMES... |
Alright fuckers...you didn't ask for it...but you're gonna get it anyway!
"Better get on your knees and pray...panic is on the way" Oasis; Gas Panic; Standing On th...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:05:00 PST |
LONG STICK GOES BOOM!...REIGNING TRIUMPHANT IN THE AGE OF PUSSIES |
LONG STICK GOES BOOM! And with those 4 words, KROKUS gave us the survival philosophy in an age of pussies!
I had two profound insights this week:
1. GOLF IS FOR PUSSIES! A...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:07:00 PST |
SMOOTH UP IN YA...THE BULLET BOYS ALMOST SAVED THE WORLD... |
THE BULLET BOYS COULD'VE SAVED THE WORLD...BUT YOU WEREN'T READY!
How's that for an intro? Drop the hammer with no warning! If you need some evidence, pause briefly, go to my profil...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:20:00 PST |
BACK FOR THE ATTACK: THE GREAT DOKKEN CHEEZ WHIZ INCIDENT! |
"Sure, they may have been the kings of heavy metal Cheez Whiz, but unlike many image-conscious ’80s rockers, Dokken wrote genuinely appealing songs."
John Wiederhorn; Amazon.com review o...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:34:00 PST |
THE DEATH OF IT ALL... |
AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKKCCKKC
I can’t type this shit fast enough or hit these keys hard enough....I haven’t smoked in five days...i’m going completel...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST |
DARK SIDE OF THE SPOON... |
I'm in that rare place where I don't have a whole lot to write about. It's been another ugly week for humanity with another mass shooting at Northern Illinois University- reportedly one of...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:24:00 PST |
WHOSE FIST IS THIS ANYWAY...(REPRINT OF A 2002 WRITING) |
"Whose Fist Is Dis anyway..." Prong; Whose Fist Is This Anyway; Cleansing
Ah yes my friend, that's a great question isn't it? Whose Fist Is This A...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:31:00 PST |
THE TIME TO GET OUT IS RIGHT NOW...KILLING OF THE DEADLY NOSTALGIC TENDENCY... |
"THE TIME TO GET OUT...THE TIME TO GET OUT...IS RIGHT NOW! Prong; Changing Ending Troubling Times; Power of the DamagerIndeed! The Time To Get Out Is Right Now!&nb...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST |
POWER OF THE DAMAGER...RE-LAUNCHING OF THE TET OFFENSIVE... |
"Power in this world Can you feel it? Anger on the rise Feel the grip on your throat" Prong; Power of the Damager; Power of the DamagerConsider th...
Posted by Richard 'Dick' Whiskey on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:21:00 PST |
