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brAndo

Some days U R the dog; some days U R the hydrant

About Me

I love to pester my mom and her sister. That's what I do best. I drive them crazy! I'm clumsy. I'm silly. My mom finds me funny. They say I'm makulit but what the hey does that mean anyway? I love my blanket. I snore when I sleep. I love to chase away the stray cats that walk along the fence. I like the outdoors and stare at the flying birds and planes overhead. I'm a good guard dog too! I bark at the slightest cricket sound. *woof* I don't like shadows. I'm smart and I have this soulful look in my eyes. Works all the time. People think I'm a naughty boy but I really ain't. I just wanna play rough that's all. I like playing tug-o-war and I love playing in water. I have a fetish for feet especially if you have nice toes...well, it doesn't really matter *slurp* I love to snuggle at your feet and if mom isn't looking, I like to sit my bum on the couch. And if lucky, I get to snooze ON the couch with the pillows and all. You don't mind me cuddling up do you? If I'm told to get off, I'll lay ON your feet. You ain't goin nowhere. I really don't have a clue of how big I really am. There are times I think I'm still 5 lbs when I really am 95+ lbs heavier. I sometimes think I'm a lap dog. I'm just one big one I guess. I just wish mommy could still carry me like when I was still a pup. But I'm afraid I'll break her back. *woof* I love riding in the car and sticking my head out the window, wind blowing in my face, my tongue all dangled out. Oh yeah I try to "catch" the wind while I'm at it. Special menu: Escargot *burp*

My Interests

eating, sleeping, playing, pooing & peeing, eating, sleeping, playing, pooing & peeing, eating, sleeping, playing, pooing & peeing... you see a pattern? terrorizin the lawn, cats, snails, my toys, MAMMOTH bones, lickin ppl's feet, walkin, checkin out the bitches *drool*

I'd like to meet:

Cute pooches (felines... yeah sure why not) from the world over. Add is: [email protected]

Music:

Classical music. It calms me down. My Mom makes me watch the 3 tenors. I like them. Especially the one who shoots droll out of his mouth while he's howling and the big guy who has more fur growing on his face instead of his head.