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About Me

im single n lovin it but not takin advantage of it ... im 17 im friends with practically everyone . I like getting to know new people, I hate people that are fake n i probley cant stand u if your cocky....Im a great person to have on your side but if your on mi bad side "YOUR FUCKED".... DONt underestimate me im tougher then i look.... my small frame is not a good representation of all the anger that builds up inside me....Im not strong... im CraZy and if i fill i have the justification to mutilate you..i will do so without a hint of remorse....Im a lot deeper then you think..i can probley figure you out within five min of having a conversation wit you unless your as complicated as i am.....people tell me i should've came wit directions but what do they know....if you contradict me im game....i yearn for those who put a smile on my face....Ive been through enough crap..i know my worth..and i also know that men are way more throuble then what there worth so fuck men wait no not men...BOYS... According to mi brother, "i have more issues then a sports illistrated", nice fuckin kid, eh? I take pride in my issues..ive earned them thankyouverymuch... i have them alphabatized and wear them like a badge on my sleave...I love to watch people while there sleeping...sometimes i wonder stuff like " What if i had to result to cannabalism would one race taste better thean the other?" things that make you go yummm... i mean hmmm....JEWELEA dos'nt play well with others but im trying to be a good person these days ( IM A WORK IN PROGRESS) C-Ill break your heart then ill break your neck but you'll enjoy every miniute of it.... ha ha only kiddingI find DArk humar highly entertianingI think TOO much I drive myself CRaZyIm a vulgar bastard at large.... I curse like a sailor and im amused by the fact that i enjoy bitching as much as i do.....I like gurls if yall havnt figured that out... Im really crazy and spontanious ill do or try anything once... I like to hang out with my friends expecially Marissa n Cassie they are my 2 best friends i can forget about mi ride or dies Ray Ray Jewles n Jovana i give you guys all da love on da real .... n for everyone else out reading dis as much as you think you know me you dont know shit i came to da conclusion dat most of da people out here r fake as fuck n dont know what they doin.... if you gonna play da game play da game right do it big dont go down like a bitch.... im strong n i dont need people who lie n play games in mi life i learned da heard way but im not dat kinda girl anymore i know what i want n now im jus lookin for it so starting now im starting over only remembering da good ol times n forgetting about da bad cause i dont need dat shit in mi life keeping mi frirnds close to da heart n tellin all da enemies fuck you i aint tryin to hide mi hate for no one there are 3 types of people i hate in da world.....Liers.... theifa hoes... and bitches keep dat shit n mind im out kisses
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My Interests

Boys....GURLS... dancing... going to party's.... hangin with my friends... now my new hobby is crying forgeting the past and letting time restore everything becasue the person i thought loved me turned out to be a fraud
Bored? ((Over 100 questions))
[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::: Jewelea
Birthplace ::: Oregon
Age ::: 17
Age you act ::: mature(20)
Current location ::: Los banos
Eye color ::: light brown
Hair color ::: depends
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: right
Zodiac sign? ::: gemini
Height? ::: 5'8
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::: mexican n white
Your hair :::
Your fears ::: getting mi heart broken
Your perfect room ::: black and while wit hella candles
What you practically do in a day ::: nothing right now except school
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::: fucker n bitch
Phrases you overuse ::: shut the fuck up
Your first thought when you wake up ::: i dont wanna get up!!!!
Your greatest accomplishment ::: getting accepted into john freida
Something you want to do ::: hair
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: McDonalds
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: nither but christina
Chocolate or vanilla ::: chocolate
Adidas or Nike ::: Adidas
Black or white ::: Black
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: bills
Burgers or hot dogs ::: burgers
Egypt or France ::: France
Rock or rap ::: i love both
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::: yes
Cuss ::: like a fuckin salior
Sing well ::: ummm kinda
Sing in the shower ::: all the time
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: no but the voice in my head tells me to burn things
Believe in yourself ::: sometimes
Like taking these longass surveys? ::: dey ight
Play an instrument ::: hell naw
Want to go to college? ::: yes i do
Want to get married? ::: ummm.. ill have to think about that one
Want to have children? ::: yeah 2
Think you're a health freak? ::: ummm kinda but no
Get along with your parents ::: sometimes
Get along with your siblings? ::: yeah my brother rocks
Think you're popular ::: yeah i guess im popular
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::: yeah Oregon
Drank alchohal ::: yeah.. then threw it up yummm doritos n gatorade
Smoke ::: yep everyday
Get high ::: ummm cant remember
Done any drugs ::: Heck Fuckin Yes
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: I dont like oreos
Been on stage ::: not recently
Gone skinny dipping ::: no... i wanted to but it was too cold
Been dumped ::: October 5, 2005...tear....
Dyed your hair ::: yes... Black wit purple
Stolen anything ::: a lighter but it was on accident
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::: Cassie
Loudest ::: Marissa
Most shy ::: Jovana
Blondest ::: Me
Smartest ::: rory
Kindest ::: Michon
Best personality ::: Melissa
Most talented ::: Alex
Best singer ::: Vannessa or Erika
Most ghetto ::: Raven
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: Kayla
Pain in the ass ::: Megan
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::: Mary-ann
Funniest ::: Marissa
Best person for advice ::: Jovana and Raven
Dependable ::: no one really
Trustworthy ::: no one really
Druggie ::: God everyone
Most likely to end up in jail ::: Jackie
Person you've known the longest ::: Cassie
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::: I dont remember
Last nightmare ::: It wasnt a nightmare it was reality
Car ride ::: Yeah unforgetable
Last time you cried ::: I cried today like eight times
Last movie seen ::: dont remember but a long time ago
Last movie rented ::: a lot like love
Last book read ::: Crank
Last word said ::: Love ya
Last curse word said ::: Fuck you
Last time you laugh ::: Earlyer my friends are retarded
Last phone call ::: To my ex girlfriend she blew me off.. when i really needed to talk to someone real fuckin low
Last CD played ::: My Brake up songs cd
Last song you listened to ::: Here we go again by Trina ft,Kelly rowland
Last annoyance ::: My lighter
Last IM ::: ........
Last weird encounter ::: I dont even know i get those everyday
Last person you hugged ::: raven
Last person you yelled at ::: isabel
Last time you wore a skirt ::: last weekend
Last time you've been evil ::: yesterday
Sarcastic? ::: All Day Everyday
Last time you fought with your parents ::: 2 weeks ago
Last time you wished upon a star ::: October 1st, 2005 i remember my wish
Played Truth or Dare ::: not since like 6th grade
Spent quality time alone ::: every night
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on ..:: no
Do you feel lonely ::: Yes
Ever TP'd someone's house ::: Hella times
How about egging someone's house ::: Hella Times
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: i dont know you
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: Yeah i guess
Yo Momma ::: Shut the fuck up... Yo mama
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: Yeah all the time
What do you think of George Bush? ::: Hes a Fuckin dick and a Sucky ass president
Any secret fetishes? ::: Everything
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: heck yes... whips,chains,handcuffs spank a lil booty up wit mi belt
How many languages do you speak? ::: Only one.. but a lil french n spanish but only like 10 words
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: no not really im laggin
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::: Ummmm okay
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I'd like to meet:

People i can talk to about shit.... anyone with a personality... someone that can make me laugh. Someone who can deal wit the split personality SHIT im a GEMINI what do you expect.........
Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.

Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.

Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Music:

H.I.M- Love Metal, Dr. dre, Eminem, E-40, easy-E, MAC DRE, BLACK EYED PEAS, 2 pac, 3 doors down, 50 cent, 702, aerosmith, akon, Andrea nikatina, Atreyu, avant, KEAK DA SNEAK, bob marley, blys n da hood, ciara, 2_SHORT, Lil jon & the eastside boys, everclear, the game, Gorillaz, God Head, Guns n Roses, Gwen Stefani, tommy Lee, Lil Kim, Korn hole, Jem, Ludacris, LYFE JENNINGS, Maralyn Manson, Orgy, No doubt, Messy Marv, Mtallica, TECH N9INE...the rolling stones, Pink, Nine inch nails, Limp bisquet, Joss stone, Plain B, Keith Sweat, toby Keith, Nelly, Missy Elliott, Will Smith, Beyonce, Destinys Child, young buck, Carmen rizzo- BESO.., Imperial Teen, Offspring, Usher, christina Agulera, Sneaker Pimps, Macy Gray, Madonna, LL Cool J, Kinky, Katy Rose, Jewel, Ice Cube, I-20, GAvin Degraw, Genuine, Shawnna, David Banner, Foxy Brown, Snoop dogg, Bow wow, dido, Draft Punk, Aallyah, Al green, Brad Paisley, Chingy, Cassidy, Janet Jackson, ELVIS, Christina Millian, Nick, Crime Mob, KC n JOJO, MArio, Tila Tequila, Matchbox 20, Maxwell, Mc Lucious, Mike Jones, Michael Jackson, New Edition

Movies:

DAMN... THIRTEEN. Thats a deep ass movie, Finding Nemo, Friday, Nexy Friday, Friday after Next, Mr and Ms Smith, Cry Baby. Edward Scissorhands, HairSpray, Chicago, Barbor Shop, Beauty Shop, Hedgewig and the Angry Itch, whole Nine yards, The whole ten Yards, Dawn of the Dead, 28 days later, Interview with the vampire, Boogie Nights, Grease,You got Served, Little Nemo, Little Mermaid, Snow White, A Kiss Before Dieing, Hitch, Exorsist, The Exorsist- The beginging, Love and Basketball, Pratical Magic, A Night At the Roxbury, blue Streak, Nothing To Lose, The Negotiator, JOE DIRT, Double Jepardy, Hope FLoats, All of the Austin Powers Movies, Theres Something ABout Mary, Kiss the Girls, One Night in Paris, Show Girls
You Are 15% Orally Pure!
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Television:

NiP-TuCk... SeX n ThA CiTy... DeSpErAtE hoUsEWivEs.... SpOnGeBoB... THA L-WORD

Books:

Man i dont read... But my fav' book is "Dear Dead Person"

Heroes:

My Hero Is Justin Williams... I loved that boy he always tellin people to keep there head up and he always had a smile on his face he told me not to trip when people started talking shit "Keep it real" he always told me he was my big brother He my main hero Love you Justin R.I.P... J-will foreva..

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Posted by .<.MrS. MuThA FuCkIn LuNa.>. on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 11:41:00 PST

Untitled

You say i dont act like i care Likei aint around and you wonder why... Cause i know you hugged up wit some bitch from da past Obviously you gave her the impression that we werent gonna last And you wa...
Posted by .<.MrS. MuThA FuCkIn LuNa.>. on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:55:00 PST

In All Actuallity

So you guys said ive changed When in all actuallity in still the same ol' girl I jus have a different perspective on da world Now i see it as someone spinning and not bein able to stop And i know i wa...
Posted by .<.MrS. MuThA FuCkIn LuNa.>. on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:44:00 PST

I caNt do ThiS AnyMoRe

why do i always fuck up? why cant i do anything right? i continue to get mi heart broken n this is the last time im never fallin in love again...Everyone was right Love isnt anything its jus an emotio...
Posted by .<.MrS. MuThA FuCkIn LuNa.>. on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST

Your my hope, my love, my pride

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Posted by .<.MrS. MuThA FuCkIn LuNa.>. on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 02:41:00 PST