rachelferny

if there's one thing i know
its always be true to myself.
and learn from experience
educated by nights of violence,
trips to jail, broken knuckles and friendships.
i'm the one and only rachel ferny. generally i wouldnt state the most palpable facts about myself first, but yes, i have a job, car, and house, and i just started school at VT but out of normality i have an amazing boyfriend, a lavish vocabulary, and a large collection of designer shoes. i'm far from being the stereotypical girl, and i can probably out drink you any day of the week. i never go along with something just for the simple fact that it is socially accepted, i'm pretty eccentric, overly audacious at times, entirely random, outspoken, open-minded, unpredictable, brutally honest, sarcastic and have a wild sense of humor. i'm very easy to talk to, and at the risk of sounding egotistical, quite intelligent. i have a pretty retro style, i love the 60s and 70s, and i would consider myself a modern day hippie. i have an intense passion for music, music is the basis of my life. i can find unalloyed happiness in listening to anyone talented play music. i know every lyric to every sublime song and can quote pretty much any dane cook standup. i dig writing. i despise fair-weather friends and i waste time with only those who matter. i smoke marlboro reds, love football-pittsburgh steelers-, beast at tonyhawk and hitman, and can wipe pretty much anyone clean in a game of texas holdem. i dig uninterrupted sleep and the dream process. i'm not one to say something behind your back, i'd much rather say it to your face, but if i do, you better believe i can back it up. i dont hang with girls cause i'm not one for unnecessary drama. i stand strong to my own opinions, am phenomenal at debate, and i always win.i don't enjoy the corniness of reality television. i used to indulge in a variety of hallucinogens, LSD being the most enthralling, but i no longer have the time or mindset for strong drugs. i love more than anything having my hair played with. i like mountain dew, quesidillas, and slurpees but hate frozen and canned food. i have a difficulty with adjusting to the concept of authority, i don't like when someone tries to control me, or when someones nosy or drives slow in front of me, road rage included. i hate how so many people base how they feel about themselves on what other people think of them. i'm absoFUCKINGlutely terrified of needles, snakes, and the direction the world is going in. i hate politics, Bush in particular; the commonwealth; the sound of vaccums; bright rooms; seafood; lame pickup lines; being put on hold; and most of all having to apologize, yes i'm very stubborn. i'm not much for small talk, i'd much rather engage in clever conversation with one intelligent, interesting person, then have boring, repetitive conversations with a hundred different people. i also cant stand anything cliche, flowers and chocolates, dinner and a movie, etc. it always brings a smile to my face when i randomly remember something funny and i love how potheads can always tell when another pothead is high.
"well look, all i'm sayin is that if i ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself."