Colombritooooo!!!

My name is Michael Thomas Colombrito. I'm just a typical guy. 1 nose, 2 eyes, 2 arms, 1 head, 2 ears, 10 fingers, 1 thing, pees in a toilet, by a tree if toilet is unavailable, or possibly in his pants when something hilarious is said, lives in a house, and drove a ghetto stationwagon. The hood eventually flapped up, shattered the windshield, and blocked his view at 50 mph. So, that is currently immobilized while a '99 Ford Escort takes it's place. It's currently being pimped as the days go by. People call me Brito, Mike, Michael, Burrito Boy, Douchebag, Golfer Boy, or Asswipe. However, Kaitlin Kelly is THE only one who is allowed to call me chicken legs. She is awesome. I am single. Whatever happens, happens. I really don't know what sits ahead of me in life. I do know that i'm not perfect, and believe it or not, it's pretty sweet being far from perfect. I graduated from Princess Anne High School. *Class of 2007* I am 18 years old. I am going to George Mason. I play guitar, bass, drums, and piano/keyboard(suck at that one). I like hockey, golf, soccer, and music, especially playing it. I start out with respect towards everyone. Once you disrespect me, it's pretty damn hard to get back on the same page again. I'm not a fighter. Haven't been in a fight, don't plan to be in one anytime soon. Don't look in my window, i'm probably naked. I'm a very gullible man. "Snarfled" and "Sicknasty"= my words. New Jersey Devils, New York Mets, and New York Giants. All the way. We've all had our ups, our downs, and our VERY low downs, but you just have to remember that life will always go on. Don't try to get me to like country music. Your chances are very low on being successful with that. I got some Italian in me. And proud of it. Little bit of Irish and German too. Look at the last name and guess what I'm proud to be. I am a Cook at O'Sullivan's On Great Neck. I don't care what neighborhood you are from or what so-called "gang" you are in. I don't mind if your a vegetarian. Just don't brag about it. If you do brag about it, i'll hit you in the face with a fat-ass ribeye steak. I played ice hockey for the Hampton Roads Junior Admirals. Now, I play for the infamous George Mason University Hockey Team. I love strawberries and whipped cream. Hot tubs are awesome. I wish i had one. Kirk Johnson has this way of life where he get's fucked up and changes his about me section. I might start doing that. I live by Kirk's Theory of Sobriety:"if your all straightedge, good for you. but im gonna get drunk and laugh at you. im an asshole." -KirkdoggAnd to all my friends out there, i just wanna say i will be there for you, no matter what happens. Thanks for being there for me.