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Phil

I Eat Cheese

About Me

I live in DC. I work a lot. I have a cat and a dog. I live with my wife. I like pizza, hoagies, and chocolate malts. I also eat barbeque. I like football and baseball but not soccer or basketball. I ran over a girl on a bike. I hate children and old people. I caused a 3 car accident and drove away. I have hairy arms. I came in second place in the 2nd grade spelling bee in 1984.

My Interests

music, sports, amateur porn, food, beer, space, turtles, writing novels

I'd like to meet:

Wesley Willis, The Know How, My baby daddy, The Waltons.

Music:

aquabats, beethoven, chopin, anal cunt, primus, bloodhound gang, jethro tull, tears for fears, wesley willis, 311, sublime, the know how, tenacious D, mustard plug, ben folds, silver scooter, the holsteins, the shifters, the peckers, bryan wilson drum solos, the death metal band that opened for the shifters at gatormeisters in gainesville, tchaikovsky, oysterhead, mr. bungle, depeche mode, buddy holly, warren g, bocephus, shonen knife.

Movies:

braveheart, boogie nights, star wars (original trilogy), office space, raiders of the lost ark, the bicycle thief, kill bill vols. 1 and 2, Dot and the Kangaroo.

Television:

The Simpsons, Football (college and NFL), Lost, Heroes, Laguna Beach: The Real OC, Project: Runway, The Office, Scrubs, Who Wants to Marry a Midget?

Books:

American Psycho, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, A Song of Ice and Fire, Lloyd Alexander (Prydain Chronicles), The Last Kingdom.

Heroes:

Moon Knight

My Blog

My New Picture Attracts the Ladies

This is an email I got from a girl on Myspace.  Apparently she just moved to DC and is interested in getting to know me. Hey there, how's it going? I was just browsing around trying to meet some ...
Posted by Phil on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:21:00 PST