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Coast Guard Guy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

whats up my name is Shawn i am a graduate of Franklin Towne Charter "06"...im a goofy fun guy...and can give any one a good laugh...etc i have big feet....u know what they say ..... the bigger your feet are...the BIGGER your...socks are...im 19 years young....hah....im 6 foot 5...im also pale tall and lanky... DANE COOK and LARRY THE CABLE GUY are the funniest mother fuckers alive!!..... I joined the US Coast Guard in march of 2006.......and went to boot camp on August 15th 2006 in C-175....i graduated on 06oct06...and i am now in The Coast Guard Ceremonial Honor Guard and The Silent Drill Team. Since joining the military at 17 i feel as tho i have had to grow up alot faster than a normal person and some people ask me if i hate living on my own and taking care of my own stuff and dealing with the consequences that may follow some decisions and i always tell them no. it makes sertaint parts of my life difficult to have to think of everything in the long term but to me i love it. One thing i have always learned in life is how everyone says think positive about every thing but to me thats a crap...think negative cuz u know what....u will never be disappointed ever...life is like a roller coaster it has its ups and down and it may suck or scare the shit out of u sometimes but enjoy it while u can cuz it won't last for ever...

My Interests

friends...music...movies....sodas...flavored condoms...condoms with ripples for extra pleasure...."Trojan mannnn!"

I'd like to meet:


Hilarious Soundboards at REVOLUTIONMYSPACE.com

Music:

ac/dc...green day...nickelback...simple plan....chevel...the used....my chemical romance...offspring...metallica...rob zombie...there is a more..but im a dumbass and cant think of them

Movies:

dane cook...jim breuer...half baked...pirates of the carribean...insomnia...texas chainsaw massacre...sleepy hollow...pleasantville...bruce almighty....elf...goodfellows...casino...death to smoochy...american history x...the score...narc...john q...edward scoissorhands...nightmare before christmas...what about bob...ghostbuster 2...the excorcist...out cold...american pie 1 2...american wedding...meet the parents...meet the folkers...grind...anchorman...dog day afternoon...the hostage...larry the cableguy..(get er' done)...theres more...!!!...once again im a dumb ass and cant think of them!

Television:

THAT 70'S SHOW..KING OF QUEENS...EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND....FULL HOUSE...COPS

Books:

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Heroes:

Porky the pig