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Ultimate Warrior

The King is back!

About Me

Hey this is the re-write. Bet y'all thought it would never happen ay. Well it did so prepare yourself for the mind blowing experience that is...about me! Ma name is James, some people call me Jim Some people call me P.J some call me fanny but we don't like them anyway. Eh...well i work at tesco the now...heavy ay but am huntin for jobs the now ken just anythin really. was hopin to get into the 5-0 but like you can't be colour blind...oh whats that...yeah god just shat on me. I used to dance to the devil's beat...if i could bust into hell i would...sorry bit o meatloaf...jammin haha! Am happiest when am out havin a laugh wi ma mates. There aw shit hott and havin banter wi my good man Watson at work..boys a legend! Ma best mates who a trust most are Gary Watson Kyle n Tank...Best part about my mates is the social pater. My personal favourite is the weekends , goin up town wi Gary Hunter Terry and Swav its fuckin banter then the decidin wheather to go to storm or roses or not lol. there is always someone who disagrees but we always manage to talk them back in. its quality lol. Then when were at Storm or Roses we run into Bull and Marc two of the most legendary folks i have ever met lol. Dinny see Kyle as much anymore but its fuckin gid when a dae cause we will just head up toon grab a subway n bitch about things n have a good fuckin laugh he is the man. My usual hang out is in the slums of firkins haha. Gid banter like place is full of quality people. I used to draw all the time but recently i aint really had to the time...am either workin or at the gym or pub lol. Best nights av been out are ones wi Gary...the boy just doesnt stop haha! I want a waist coat btw! seriously! and am tryin to grow ma hair but tae fuck if i know whats happenin wi that. So all you really need to know about me is that I like havin fun. workin out. drawin. havin a laugh. buyin shit wi money i dont have. drivin. no ma car lol. Just havin banter man...am a really nice guy ken it sounds like am up ma own arse but ask anyone that knows me...oh and a think am ghetto lmao. quality!Peace playas!!!!!Your beloved James!xxx MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Well you see..my main interest the now is working out. Need to get my ultimate build for next eyar cause i am hopefully goin on holiday wi ma mates and need to pull like a muffa fucka! lol also goin out wi ma mates havin banter. goin to the pub and havin banter drawin, just got back into it and its amazin lol. some of ma drawins are up here, yeah!

I'd like to meet:

Dunno really....Ryan Reynolds...the guy has the ultimate build, he pulls and he is funny as fuck...alot like me really lmao! j/j kiddies, lynesy lohan she is gorgeous. Akira Toriama just because he creatd one of the biggest loves in my life, dbz...you think thats childish..go fuck yourself lol. Micheal Jackson, when i was younger he was my idol. i thought he was shit hott man still is, good music, good dancin....good stuff :). Disturbed...fuckin awshum band! and Kevin James...he is funny as fuck lol! thats what i wanna be like when am older funny with a hott wife and a belly...score!

Music:

New Music update admit it. You have all been sittin on the edge of your chairs waitin for this. Well my favourite band is still disturbed they are so fuckin wicked. down with the sickness. dropping plates and land of confusion are like 3 of the best songs i have ever herd. catchin up to them is eagles of death metal i just started listennin to them but there fuckin wicked! lol. gid stuff. diggin some slipknot and system of a down but not so much now. havnt had a good one in a while but i will always remember them for one of my favourite songs. chop suey. i like a few iced earth numbers like coming cursae...how fuckin awsome is that! AND! i herd a dragonforce song today and i hated them i used to think they were poxy as fuck but that song was awsome the solos are fuckin intence! i was sweating and cramped watchin his hands move...was awsome. i like alot of hip hop n shit but i really really fuckin love timberlakes new song mylove...i wanna dance to it but all the pl.aces i have been recently aint played it...gutted...Really feelin some hip hop te now some fat joe, chingy. gid like make it rain on dem hoes! n dem jeans best tunes av herd in a while! well i like a bit of everythin but those are the main things that take my interest the now!

Movies:

Ah yeah...now this is my muffa fuckin department!!! My favourite films the now are "40 Year Old Virgin", "Van Wilder", "Ancherman", "White chicks" and "Shaun of the Dead" fuckin amazin lol..all of them are shit hott i seriously love comedies, especialy those. I am serioulsy looking forward to the new spider-man movie aswell...Venom man...FUCKIN venom!! coolest villan ever lol. superman returns was off da hook as well though...i thought it was the beez :) SIMPSONS MOVIE!!! i didnt like the idea at first but it looks awshum lmao.

Television:

KING OF QUEENS!!!! Kevin James is one of my Idols, he is just such an amazin actor and a really good funny guy!...does he have myspace? lol. That 70's Show. 2 Guys and a Girl. My wife and KidsSCRUBS!! Best show ever made...on par with King of Queens!

Books:

....Dude.....

Heroes:

GOKU! lol eh a dunno probably the Flash or Spider-man lol Superman is the man but you need someone that could get there ass kicked so *opens trap door under superman* cheerio. Mind you Batman is cool cause he is normal n stuff but deffinatley goku all the way! or Bardock now he is the man! *SALUTES BARDOCK* and finally the legends that are Chuck Liddell and Randy Coulture SUPERMAN and SPIDER-MAN! they are the daddyes of each company! dc and marvel go head to head with spier-man and superman

My Blog

WWE.

Why? That's what I have been asking myself for the last few days.  Why has wwe Unmasked Kane? Ok so its a tad late (4 years) yest i still can't move on, the unmasking of Kane ruined wwe for me!. ...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:53:00 PST

Best weekend ever!

oH MY GOD HOW FUCKIN AMAZIN WAS LAST WEEKEND! SERIOUSLY EVERYONE THAT WAS THERE WOULD ADMIT IT. iT WAS SO WICKEDLY GOOD LMAO   hUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WERE OUT HAVIN BANTER ME N BULL TORE IT UP IN ROS...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

Fuck!!!

What the fuck is my problem?  Why the fuck can't i stick to anyhting i say i will do, i want full time work but the thought of working all the time frightens  me so i pussy out, which by the...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:36:00 PST

Fuckin Chuck Norris!

Sorry to dissopoint all of you whom believed this would actually be about chuck norris but i was watchin dodgeball and it seemed appropraite instead this is random pish, yes :) i have just gone and wa...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST

READ THE FUCKING BLOG!

hey thought i would give this one a nice wee title...does anyone realy read these?...well we have proof weez does....ok tell you what its been nice wether recently...well....until i live my freekin ho...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

Bisset's place...and more

hey how you all feeling today *watches everyone sigh as the relentlesly read on my blog* excellent well last night was class at bissetts...was a blast sadly i was tired and went to sleep which was ok ...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST

I feel so alive

I feel so alive, for the very first time and i think i can fly. ace anyway. what up homies n all this gangsta shit i was thinkin about rightin a blog but i think instead am gonna spit, see...see...i f...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:10:00 PST

WHATS UP!

Hi there little boys and girls...today am gonna teach you how to...screw that for banter anyway aye today was class i farted when i was at the bowling green bit thing and it sounded like a really hi p...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:42:00 PST

Welcome to randomness

hello welcome to randomness population me and you, the reader...so if any of you are sad enough then welcome...ehhe ti ti ti...dont stop reading, we have discovered that you ARE sad enough so you may ...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:25:00 PST

Inevitable

well i just called it inevitable because...i think it is cool lol i like the word..so sue me...but don't really please ye so todays been ok to bad ive been choked with the fucking cold but hey lifes a...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:32:00 PST