Halloween Carving |
Top THIS Posted by JohnE™ on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:24:00 PST |
An unfortunate episode of "Pimp My Ride" |
Xzibit: Alright, yo, we at Jason's house, and we're about to pimp his ride!(Xzibit rings doorbell; Jason opens door, his shirt covered in blood)Jason: Oh, thank God you're here, I--Xzibit: Whoa man!&n... Posted by JohnE™ on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST |
Dear Beau, |
I am sorry I did not come to your funeral. I am drinking in your honor. In fact I am drunk and can not help but cry. I love you man. Forever and ever.
Love,John Posted by JohnE™ on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:36:00 PST |
A Formal Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing |
Dear Sir or Madam,I wish to file a complaint against two of your plumbers who, in my opinion, exhibited gross professional negligence and blatant disrespect while in my apartment to repair a clogged t... Posted by JohnE™ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST |
Apple Jacks |
Probably the best cereal ever. But they only taste good in milk. Is there a theme song for Apple Jacks? I'd like to know so I can sing it, or at least hum it while I am eating my Apple Jacks. Posted by JohnE™ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST |
Things my dog is afraid of |
big boxes, small boxes, cereal boxes, loud noises, kind of loud noises, high-pitched noises, trash bags, balloons, bright lights, vacuum (off or on), brooms, dustpans, mops, cleaning supplies in gener... Posted by JohnE™ on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Man Throws 60-Pound Pig At Hotel Workers |
Man Throws 60-Pound Pig At Hotel Workers
Police Baffled By Recent Animal Tossings
WEST POINT, Miss. -- Pig tossing has the police stumped in West Point, Miss.
Kevin Pugh, 20, was fined $279 t... Posted by JohnE™ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST |
This shit is tired |
Sunday. Midnight. Goodbye. Posted by JohnE™ on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST |
In case you missed it... |
Posted by JohnE™ on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST |
First thing's first |
Why is cinnamon candy always hot? Cinnamon's not hot. What's the deal there? Posted by JohnE™ on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST |