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JohnE™

I am here for Friends

About Me

Super-Hero

I'm kind of a big deal
I know people

My Interests

Spinning big wheels, guessing prices, yelling in to microphones, receiving cash and prizes

I'd like to meet:

Antelopes

And everyone pictured below.

I'm good for now.

Music:

Price is Right theme song

Movies:

"Spay or neuter your pet" The Bob Barker story.

Television:

The Price is right

Books:

How to estimate the right price, by Bob Barker

"Spay or neuter your pet" The Bob Barker story, based on the movie.

Heroes:



The Beauties

My Blog

Halloween Carving

Top THIS
Posted by JohnE™ on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:24:00 PST

An unfortunate episode of "Pimp My Ride"

Xzibit: Alright, yo, we at Jason's house, and we're about to pimp his ride!(Xzibit rings doorbell; Jason opens door, his shirt covered in blood)Jason: Oh, thank God you're here, I--Xzibit: Whoa man!&n...
Posted by JohnE™ on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

Dear Beau,

I am sorry I did not come to your funeral. I am drinking in your honor. In fact I am drunk and can not help but cry. I love you man. Forever and ever. Love,John
Posted by JohnE™ on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:36:00 PST

A Formal Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing

Dear Sir or Madam,I wish to file a complaint against two of your plumbers who, in my opinion, exhibited gross professional negligence and blatant disrespect while in my apartment to repair a clogged t...
Posted by JohnE™ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST

Apple Jacks

Probably the best cereal ever. But they only taste good in milk. Is there a theme song for Apple Jacks? I'd like to know so I can sing it, or at least hum it while I am eating my Apple Jacks.
Posted by JohnE™ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

Things my dog is afraid of

big boxes, small boxes, cereal boxes, loud noises, kind of loud noises, high-pitched noises, trash bags, balloons, bright lights, vacuum (off or on), brooms, dustpans, mops, cleaning supplies in gener...
Posted by JohnE™ on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST

Man Throws 60-Pound Pig At Hotel Workers

Man Throws 60-Pound Pig At Hotel Workers Police Baffled By Recent Animal Tossings   WEST POINT, Miss. -- Pig tossing has the police stumped in West Point, Miss. Kevin Pugh, 20, was fined $279 t...
Posted by JohnE™ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

This shit is tired

Sunday. Midnight. Goodbye.
Posted by JohnE™ on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

In case you missed it...


Posted by JohnE™ on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST

First thing's first

Why is cinnamon candy always hot? Cinnamon's not hot. What's the deal there?
Posted by JohnE™ on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST