2005: A Clifton Odyssey |
I am the mother fucking Iron Man. I have no iron suit, but I got some fists of fury. You can ask that god damn Andy Kaufman about my fists of fury. Yeah. Ask Andy Kaufman about my fists of fury wi...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 05:01:00 PST |
Tuna Fucking Suprise Part I |
Doing a tour of the Philippines takes alot out of a man. Its like the land of the forsaken, there was no booze in a thousand miles in any direction. It made me a desperate man. Luckily, I had the c...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Clifton Doctrine |
When I'm in Vegas baby, I'm not only in Vegas. I own Vegas. You might see me lying around some nights in a pile of vomit, but this serves as a illusion. People in Vegas are like sharks. They're al...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
An Introduction To The Adventures of Tony Clifton |
Here I am, bored out of my mind talking to you. You, the fateful myspace dot com stalker, who mysteriously landed on my part of the dump that is internet. Wait, don't go yet. I'm not going talk ab...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
