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Christina

Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain.

About Me



Gradually destructive,
steadily harmful.

EatPes.com

Hello, my name is Christina.
I am as tall as 54 VHS tapes. Egg yolks disgust me.
I still count on my fingers. I pretend that I speak French.
I drink wine out of martini glasses and whiskey out of champagne glasses.
I am a control freak. I am a chain smoker. I change my mind sometimes.
Get over it!

Disinterests: Mail-in rebates, hot beverages in glass cups, paperback books with small gutters, and incompetence in the areas of English grammar and spelling. Bring any of this around me, and you're dead.

Please don't ask me what I like to do for fun or what kind of music I listen to.

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My Interests

Cephalopods, vending machine coffee, hibernation, little baby grizzly bears, Pabst Blue Ribbon, nap time, whiskey bird, moire patterns, glitch aesthetics, typography, villainy.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Andrew Bird.

Movies:

The Birds.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird.

Heroes:

Dan Ibarra and Michael Byzewski, Wes Anderson, Thomas Campbell, Mitch Clem, Daniel Clowes, Craig Thompson, Charles Burns, Nicholas Gurewitch, Jean-Luc Goddard, Ernst Haeckel, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Rene Laloux, Ron Liberti, Barry McGee, Alphonse Mucha, Jason Munn, Adam Pesapane (PES), Jason Pultz, Ed Ruscha, R. Stevens, Audrey Kawasaki, Adrian Tomine, Kirsten Ulve, Andy Warhol.

My Blog

Untitled No. 72

Why can't everything be as easy as Kraft Easy Mac?
Posted by Christina on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:24:00 PST

Big grin.

My bottlecap fortune.
Posted by Christina on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:49:00 PST

The horror.

Uhhh... no more of that.Howsabout that change?Just waiting for the pieces.2.0 in exactly two.
Posted by Christina on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:58:00 PST

Old to begin.

2006.Hello, goodbye.
Posted by Christina on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:24:00 PST

Secretarial.

Your is a posessive pronoun. You're is the contraction for "you are." "Is your dancing always subdued?" "No, only when you're standing on my feet." Their is a possessive personal pronoun. There i...
Posted by Christina on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 10:22:00 PST

Fax machine anthems; get your damned hands up.

Guero really shouldn't have been remixed.
Posted by Christina on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 04:26:00 PST

Art is hard.

Christina is Christina and only Christina from this day on. (Now I'd treat you good, but you'd only have me.)
Posted by Christina on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:50:00 PST

Carry the zero.

So I was up all night working on my homework when I stopped to tell myself, okay Christina. You've had your fun, now its time to get back to work. But then I realized that I was working. God, I l...
Posted by Christina on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:03:00 PST

If it's too hard, be honest.

Deep breath.
Posted by Christina on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 04:34:00 PST

Take it easy.

San Francisco is good to me. She was gorgeous today. San Jose and its neighbors feel so unfriendly. I'm dreading the month of January. I'd like MySpace to be much, much more customizable. Or at least...
Posted by Christina on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 01:09:00 PST