Layed out Naked...Wasted!

Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth wh

About Me

I love to have fun! That's what I do best! Now, I work so hard that I don't even have time to maintain this page. I'm fairly easy going. I try not to be judgemental... I said that I try. I'm addicted to Cigarettes. I love alcohol, and the color pink. I hate H3s, Speed bumps, and Cockroachs (sp?)! I Love to drive, but hate my car! I love the dark, and hate bright lights. This is all stupid really, i'm giving you worthless information for you to judge me on. Just look at the pretty pictures...

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My Interests

SnOwBoArDiNg, WaKeBoArDiNg, CliFf JuMpInG, SeX, drinking, partying, and just having a good time! "No love can hurt as much as the love that can never be and no thoughts can hurt as much as the thought of a love that could've been"

I'd like to meet:

My Grandfather, Johnny Depp, Chris Carrabba from Dashboard Confessional, Jack Johnson, and Brooke Burke!

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.:Steven:.

.:Ryan:.

.:Kaylyn:.

.:Jessica:.

.:Stephanie:.

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Music:

.VeRbAlTaKtIcS.- Listen to some good music, and support my boys... get on my level bitches then maybe you can holla at me... SLUTS! .three 6 mafia. .fort minor. .project pat. .8-ball and mjg. .bone thugs. .E40. .311. .a perfect circle. .afi. .alice and chains. .alter bridge. .american hi-fi. .armor for sleep. .atc. .aqualung. .authority zero. .blind melon. .blink 182. .bowling for soup. .box car racer. .breaking benjamin. .cake. .the calling. .chevelle. .coldplay. .cranberries. .crazy town. .the darkness. .darude. .dashboard confessional. .deftones. .depeche mode. .disturbed. .drowning pool. .eagle eye cherry. .early november. .eurythmics. .evan and jarod. .evanescence. .eve 6. .everclear. .fall out boy. .filter. .finch. .five for fighting. .guns n roses. .ben harper. .hoobastank. .hot hot heat. .incubus. .jimmy eats world. .lacuna coil. .less than jake. .lifehouse. .linkin park. .lostprophets. .marcy playground. .marilyn manson. .maroon 5. .metallica. .modest mouse. .motley crue.

Movies:

Pornos rock lol jk. .napoleon dynamite. .mulholland drive. .any dumb movie with dumb humor. .National Lampoon's Dorm Daze..... hahaha brandon!!!. .belly. .waiting. .finding nemo.

Television:

.music videos. .fear factor. .queer eye for the straight guy. .the assistant. .mad tv. .newlyweds. .ashlee simpson show. .the snuggles commercial "looking for these" (scary). Amber will go to jail for ...

Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Books:

karma sutra, i don't read much.. more like magizines and playboy! Amber --
[noun]:

An oral sex master

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Heroes:

My dad... my mom tooo...

My Blog

Play Like A Man or Get Played Like A Bitch

If there ever was a dictionary that had nothing put pictures, under "My Bitch", your picture would be there. If murdering someone was legal, i wouldnt kill you. I would only hurt you so then you would...
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:14:00 PST

Black Eyed Peas - Bebot

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Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

Lyrics to my myspace video!

PANIC! AT THE DISCO LYRICS"But It's Better If You Do"Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret.Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my nameAs she sheds her skin on...
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:14:00 PST

Important Letter

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:48:00 PST

Annoying asians

I hate asains that try hard to be asian... i know i'm asian but i don't walk around in a yellow shirt that says AzN PrIdE on it with spikey hair with blonde tips!!! and i don't wear dragon shirts with...
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:26:00 PST

Friends vs Homies

Friends Vs Homies Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drinkHomies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no foodFriends: Would bail you out of jailHomies: would be sitting next to you ...
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:04:00 PST

Music video

Hey see if you can spot me...Ken Mellons' "Single Again" Music Video
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:44:00 PST

Bitchology

love being a woman....... BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoug...
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:34:00 PST

My fav song by postal service!

"Against All Odds"How can I just let you walk awayJust let you leave without a traceWhen I stand here taking every breath with you (ooh..)You're the only one who really knew me at allHow can you just ...
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:01:00 PST

The pure sex survey

1. are you a virgin? 2. how many ppl have you slept with? 3. anal sex, yes or no? 4. love head? 5. give head? 6. swallow? 7. best position? 8. what size? 9. whats the best sexual experience yo...
Posted by *Layed out Naked...Wasted!* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST